Sexy Unix Commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime
That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn!
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.