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Offline CEDU IS A CULT

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« on: January 12, 2005, 12:33:00 PM »
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2005, 03:25:00 PM »
Man: Hi my name's Bryan.
Woman: Oh you're the one all the girls keep talking about.   The one with the smallest dick ever.  What's it like to be making history?
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2005, 03:55:00 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2005, 04:00:00 PM »
The only blood you'll be releasing is out your pussy during your period you bitch.   Yeah, I'm a coward because I'm not going to fly to California fuck you up like I'm Lennox Lewis.   Thats the most retarded shit I've ever heard, next to most of what comes out your mouth.  YOU COULDNT BEAT AN OLSON TWIN.   YOU'D GET TKO'D BECAUSE YOUR TOO FUCKING FEMININE.
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2005, 04:06:00 PM »
Well, give me a call then, man.  I'll trace it and come out to you!  Or make a threat to me, and I'll have the right to trace you anyway.  Either way, let's meet.  Why are you scared?  Just like the chicken shit you are.  Pretty easy to talk shit on the net.  Let's meet in person.  I was just back East last weekend, and pounding your face in, would be worth another trip.

This is your last chance to set it up.  (310)756-4534.  If I don't receive a call, I'll assume you are the spineless little wannabe punk I already think you are.
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2005, 04:09:00 PM »
Post your picture on webshots, hotlink it here.   I'll do the same and we'll let cats on this site talk some sense in to you.  You vs. me is like a cat vers' a pitbull.
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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2005, 04:12:00 PM »
Okay, dude, I'm done with you.  You won't call. You're just a coward.  Scared little girl.
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2005, 04:14:00 PM »
Let's see your pics you pussy, you ass feltching felcher faggit.   Huhh, what? you scared that when everyone sees how non-intimidating your stature is they won't take your barks serious anymore?  Don't worry, they already don't.
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2005, 09:07:00 AM »
Is it so you can have more material to beat off to?  You must really miss Ron don't you anon?

Don't want to fly to California pussy?  How about Chicago...So you and me could meet face to face?

The time for talking shit and "sending pics" is over bitch...BF doesn't doesn't care what you look like Dumb Fuck,he doesn't want to know you, HE's GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING HEAD OPEN !!! ....And so will I given the chance!

No one is going to play your childish games anymore.  It's time for you to put up or shut up PUSSY!

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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2005, 06:07:00 PM »
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On 2005-01-13 06:07:00, SON OF SERBIA wrote:

"Is it so you can have more material to beat off to?  You must really miss Ron don't you anon?


Which Ron are you referring to?
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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2005, 03:20:00 AM »
hey, quit bashing femininity and porn or i'll have to shove my stiletto boot heel so far up your ass that shit comes spuing out your mouth.

serb, are you from chicago???
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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2005, 03:21:00 AM »
oops, that ^^^ was me.
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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2005, 09:10:00 AM »
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« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2005, 09:19:00 AM »
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On 2005-01-13 06:07:00, SON OF SERBIA wrote:


"Is it so you can have more material to beat off to?  You must really miss Ron don't you anon?




Which Ron are you referring to?"


I was referring to Ron the Skinhead Bitch who was posting at this site 3 or 4 months ago....
he was just like this Anon, a Total Fucking Loser who had nothing better to do than come out here and anonymously attack total strangers....
Ron challenged Bryan Felsher to a Fight.  But when Bryan went to the arranged meeting place at the agreed time,Ron the spineless chicken shit
never showed up.  We  haven't heard from Ron since.


As for MikeHunt's question:  Yes Laura, I live  in Chicago.

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« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2005, 03:08:00 PM »
right on... i'd love to meet you sometime.
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