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« on: December 19, 2004, 12:55:00 AM »
Would any of you ladies consider sleeping with someone off of this site? Im clean, and have a 9.5 inch penis, I am a good kisser and enjoy licking/eating pussy. Let me know, I am in western Canada.
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2004, 12:57:00 AM »
Yes!!!!! Sucks I'm not single!
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2004, 01:13:00 AM »
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" have a 9.5 inch penis,


I'm sorry but I'm going to require some sort of proof of that.  Pics??? :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2004, 01:40:00 AM »
I can provide all of the proof necessary.. although I would like to remain anonymous.
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2004, 02:09:00 AM »
im fucking 1337
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2004, 02:11:00 AM »
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"im fucking 1337"
Excuse me, but I have a purpose to this, I would appreciate it if your n00b ass would stay the fuck off of my thread please, thanks.
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2004, 02:12:00 AM »
Oh im sorry, okay, okay, Can i kiss the tip of your penis?
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2004, 02:13:00 AM »
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"Oh im sorry, okay, okay, Can i kiss the tip of your penis?"
Indeed, but only if you are in western canada. and are female.
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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2004, 02:15:00 AM »
Why yes i am a ladie, and yes i do live in Western Canada.  :wave:
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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2004, 02:18:00 AM »
ok, do you have an email? I mean it, you have to be female. and decent looking.
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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2004, 02:20:00 AM »
So am i honey, I am 100% a Female, yes yes you can have my email, here it is sweetheart :wink:

Frankthetank@beermail.com
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« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2004, 02:22:00 AM »
Ok I will send you my email right away.. I promise you will not be disappointed, I need to get some of this sexual tension out. You dont mind getting ragefucked?
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2005, 05:53:00 PM »
Western Canada??  Not even a 9.5 inch penis can make up for that.
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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2005, 03:32:00 AM »
Ya' know what? I think all you Canadians ought to quit strutting around thinking you're more clever and entertaining than Americans. Why, take the Straight trolls for example. They come up w/ witty names, fitting avatars and gut busting signatures, not to mention some of the most profoundly funny content ever to grace these fora.

Ya'll ought to take a lesson! Here's an informative discussion on the topic:

http://fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?to ... orum=33&75

Ok, so I'm breaking my newyear's resolution already. So shoot me!

[ducking!! peering northward...]

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