ThereÕs an ugly little wasel Õbout three-foot nine
Face puffed up from cryinÕ Õn lyinÕ
Õcause her sweet little hubbyÕs
SuckinÕ prong part time
(in the name of the lord)
Get a clue, little shrew
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Jesus thinks youÕre a jerk
Did he really choose tammy to do his work?
Robertson says that heÕs the one
Oh he sure is,
If armageddon
Is your idea of family fun,
AnÕ heÕs got some planned for you!
(now, tell me that ainÕt true)
Now, what if jimboÕs slightly gay,
Will pat let jimbo get away?
Everything weÕve heard him say
Indicated that jim must pay,
(and it just might hurt a bit)
But keep that money rollinÕ in,
Õcause pat and naughty jimbo
CanÕt get enough of it
Perhaps itÕs their idea
Of an affirmative action plan
To give white trash a Õspecial breakÕ;
Well, they took those jeezo-bucks and ran
To the bank! to the bank! to the bank! to the bank!
And every night we can hear them thank
Their buddy, up above
For sending down his love
(while you all smell the glove)
Jim and pat should take a pole
(right up each saintly glory-hole),
With tar and feathers too --
Just like theyÕd love to do to you
(Õcause they think you are bad --
And they are very mad)
Õcause some folks donÕt want prayer in school!
(weÕd need an ark to survive the drool
Of micro-publicans, raised on hate,
And Õjimbo-jimboÕ when they graduate)
Conviced they are Õthe chosen onesÕ --
And all their parents carry guns,
And hold them cards in the n.r.a.
(with their fingers on the triggers
When they kneel and pray)
With a ku-klux muu-muu
In the back of the truck,
If you ainÕt born again,
They wanna mess you up, screaminÕ:
Õno abortion, no-siree!Õ
ÕlifeÕs too precious, canÕt you see!Õ
(whatÕs that hanginÕ from the neighborÕs tree?
Why, it looks like Õcolored folksÕ to me --
Would they do that...seriously? )
Imagine if you will
A multi-millionaire television evangelist,
Saved from korean combat duty by his father, a u.s. senator
Studied law --
But is not qualified to practice it
Father of a Õlove childÕ
Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants
Of papaÕs religious propaganda program
Claims not to be a Õfaith healerÕ,
But has, in the past,
Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes
Involved with funding for a Õsecret warÕ in central america
Claiming ronald reagan and oliver north as close friends
Involved in suspicous Õtax-avoidance schemesÕ,
(under investigation for 16 months by the i.r.s.)
Claims to be a man of god;
Currenty seeking the united states presidency,
Hoping we will all follow him into --
The twilight zone
What if pat gets in the white house,
And suddenly --
The rights of Õcertain peopleÕ disappear
Mysteriously?
Now, wouldnÕt that sort of qualify
As an american tragedy?
(especially if he covers it up, sayinÕ
Õjesus told it to me!Õ)
I hope we never see that day,
In the land of the free --
Or someday will we?
Will we?
And if you donÕt know by now,
The truth of what IÕm tellinÕ you,
Then, surely I have failed somehow --
And jesus will think IÕm a jerk, just like you --
If you let those tv preachers
Make a monkey out of you!
I said:
Õjesus will think youÕre a jerkÕ
And it would be true!
ThereÕs an old rugged cross
In the land of cutton --
ItÕs still burninÕ on somebodyÕs lawn
And it still smells rotten
Jim and tammy!
Oh, baby!
You gotta go!
You really got to go!
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"jesus has risen, and he thinks you are a cocksucker"[ This Message was edited by: Sheik Yerbouti on 2004-12-10 18:59 ]
