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Offline Anonymous

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i miss the Marty jokes
« on: October 07, 2004, 05:04:00 PM »
I miss the Marty Kruglik buffalo jokes...... hi-yuh hi-yuh
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« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2004, 09:06:00 PM »
too bad.
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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2004, 09:47:00 PM »
I thought they were kind of dumb. ::ftard::
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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2004, 05:00:00 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2004, 01:56:00 AM »
anyone wanna make one up? i'm kinda drawing a blank
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« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2004, 10:42:00 AM »
Marty Kruglik gets very angry on Columbus Day because Columbus stole America from the Indians. He usually dances naked in full headdress and fecal matter body paint in front of a picture of Columbus and then gives it a good verbal reprimand...... hiyuh hiyuh white man steal my tepee..... hiyuh hiyuh me make shotdown pay for this shit....

Marty then masturbates on a photo of Columbus and sets it afire while cursing the great spirit for making him a manservant to Sharon Terry.
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« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2004, 12:30:00 PM »
and you wonder why there is no credability
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« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2004, 02:51:00 PM »
just a joke, man, just a joke..
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2004, 12:08:00 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

HOWEVER!!! As Marty uttered his last "hi-yuh" and the last piece of the semen encrusted photograph of columbus burned into ashes, a cold wind blew... Marty's native headress flew off and his powers were neutralized! Then, from, the distance, he saw them! The Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria off the coast of Maine! Thinking quickly, he raped a moose and smeared the feces all over himself, using the mammal dung as a camouflage against Columbus. There he sat, hiding in the bushes, waiting... waiting until next Columbus day..
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2004, 12:41:00 AM »
::puke::
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2004, 09:07:00 AM »
agreed
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