How many status members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One lower status member to fuck it up.
One other lower status member to argue a bunch of terms, and house rules, with him about what to do next.
One to finally go get a coordinator, whose job is to look important, and finally come up with the brilliant idea, that me or one of my friends should do it.
About 3 coordinators to attempt to explain to me that is my responsibility, even though we all know that I know that they are full of shit, and only cave to avoid consequences.
and then a few status members to take credit for it, and then seek out the new problem to blame on others, and make themselves look important, and then create a solution that feeds the problem, and then when the problem cannot be resolved that they have made.. feed another member to the family.
Paul