Jordan the punk bitch

[Anonymous]

Heya Jordo, wasup you fuckin punk ass beyotch?

Getting lots of SPAM lately?

I knew you in Elan, and you were a fuckin cry baby bitch. You would cower like a little girl if you didnt get the last word or get things your way. Most of us at 7 HATED you and you KNEW it.

Remember when you wouldnt come out of the bathroom...I put a big green snot filled loogie in your lunch.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

no, i dont get spam u see i know how to configure my mail, so go ahead, send that spam.. awful jackass
_________________
Jordan Eisman
A Board Certified Asshole
Philadelphia PA, USA
Elan 7 survivor
August 28, 1995-March 20, 1998[ This Message was edited by: Sheik Yerbouti on 2004-06-14 20:56 ]

[Anonymous]

:wave:

Good riddance.

This site is a better place without you.

Finally, we can fuck with each other and argue without a level headed moderating sane person getting  every fucking last word!... you snivel worse than a crack whore tring to give away a blowjob for a hit of dope!

[ehm]

With a topic like this, looks to me like the b1tch, Anonymous, is you. Jordan is a nice guy, who speaks his mind, and does it in a tasteful, intelligent fashion. It says a lot about your character, Anonymous, that you feel the need to be so self-righteous by attacking his.

[Anonymous]

Oh ...OHHH. That hurt Lezli! Gee, is it not obvious with all the mediocre retaliatory sniveling crying posts Jordan makes, and the fact that he spends so much time in this sick fucking twisted black hole proof enough that he is a punk bitch?



Yeah, I thought so.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

ooh you talk dirty it turns me on.. i rikeee, yes im in a black hole, its nice in here, im always havin' it, workin a good job, having fun with friends, meetin' good ladies, and makin music videos, yea this twisted hole sure works for me.... thats why my friends call me the Jittery jew, cause im jittery, i never shut up and never back down, oh and yeah im jewish.. maybe you would llike to join me in my black hole, we can have it and go get a cheessteak at Pats. The fact that you all hate me so much, when all i do is try to engage conversation about something other than elan, is kinda comical. I ENJOY going back and forth with those of you that hate me... Instead of going out and wasting money at clubs and bars, when i get home from work , i'll do some editing and then come one here and have some good ole fun!!!!

[Anonymous]

You call this fun?

I have witnessed this site, and the sick, perverted, disturbed people in it for more than a year, with never an urge to reply.

The conversation is always arguementative, demeaning, rude, or if nothing else...Boring and drab.

Why is this section of this site even here? Nothing productive ever happens. There is no purpose here, no direction, no goal, no solution, nothing!

What amazes me is the owners allow posts to be made anonomously. If the goal were to confront the institutions that allegedly harm americas youth, there has to be action. Believe it or not, you are providing that action. Ginger Warbis is USING you, and your sick silly often perverse posts to prove to whatever audience may be looking that this is the result of those institutions, this is how the TC's have effected people, and this is how they communicate with EACH OTHER!

Is it still "fun" Jordan?

Fornits uses you. Posting anon is a gateway to speak without consequence.

Ahh, the taboo word "consequence"
See, most people if not all who were a part of a TC at whatever time have more of a problem with CONSEQUENCE for thier actions, than anything else a TC might have exposed them to.

Theres no consequences here...no-one is held directly responsible for their actions, especially those who post anonomously. How convenient for Fornits!

Jordan, whatever your issues are, you need to, well, just shut the hell up.
Theres no good reason for you to be here responding to the harassing posts. It doesnt take a brain surgeon to figure out you are insecure and somewhat dilusional, not to mention dishonest with yourself.

"Fun"?

I think a more appropriate word would be "instant gratification" an instant relief of stress, a temporary build-up of self esteem. You are your own audience Jordo, and it is really not even fun watching you make a complete and total idiot out of yourself with as much time as you spend here.

There is no thought that go into your posts, or anyone elses for that matter. Action, reaction, action, reaction. It isnt even frustrating thats how dull it is!

I AM a producer. I AM successful at what I do. I employ 13 people and contract dozens more. your 3 computer monitors, and the dinky little PC?.....my secretary has a more impressive system dude, get over yourself.

If you were as busy, and important, and driven as you claim to be. You would have ZERO time for this bullshit in here.

Ill just say this, when your in it "Big time" you dont show off your computer, and three $500 dollar monitors, you show off $500k worth of software that you know how to use. You show off what you have "produced" with that computer, and the software you broke your back, and your bank account to get.  

And the LAST thing you do is respond to anyone, especially people you dont even know, when they call you a jackass...you have failed miserably at evertyhing except proving them right.

Good day.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

heres my answer to your bullshit, go ahead email my references


Jordan Eisman      




OBJECTIVE: A digital video production/editing position in which my production skills can be utilized, with an opportunity to improve these skills.


QUALIFICATIONS
Graphics and multimedia software- Adobe Photoshop, Quark Xpress, Adobe Illustrator, Microsoft Word, Macromedia Flash/Dreamweaver,
Adobe After Effects, Final Cut Pro (all versions), DVD Studio Pro, QuickTime Pro, Discreet Cleaner, Pinnacle Commotion Pro, Sonic DVD.

Skills- Scanning and color correction for still images.
          Extensive knowledge of Macintosh OS 7.0-10.3.
           Macintosh software/hardware troubleshooting.
           Proficient with digital video cameras and related equipment.
           Proficient with digital still photography and manipulation.
           Experienced in configuring and maintaining high end non-linear                                                
           Editing suites.
           Complete understanding of digital video codecs, compression,  
           and distribution for web, DVD, and film.

EDUCATION
Berkeley Computer Training, Bala Cynwyd, PA  2000-2001
Desktop Publishing Program
Certification in over 200 hours of hands on training in Quark Xpress, Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Illustrator, MS Word, scanning and color correction, graphic file formats, working with service bureaus, design fundamentals, typography, pre-press and production, and computer maintenance and operation.

Future Media Concepts, Philadelphia, PA  2001-2002
Final Cut Pro, Master Classes
On October 17, 2001 I received my Apple certification in over 50 hours of hands on training in Final Cut Pro 2.

Web Design Master Classes
In June of 2002, I received my Macromedia certifications in over 120 hours of hands-on training in Dreamweaver,
Flash Mx (action scripting), and Fireworks.


Cabrini College, Radnor, PA   1998-2000
Part-time studies included courses in Psychology 101, Philosophy, Radio Broadcasting, Radio Practicum, English Composition, College Radio station DJ for 89.1 FM. In early 1999 I worked as an intern with Pierre Robier at 93.3WMMR.

       
           University of the Arts, Philadelphia, PA  2002
Part time studies included Film 101, sound design, and digital multimedia. My studies abruptly ended due to class cancellations.


    EMPLOYMENT

 Rivers of the World
(Non-profit charity work)
In the summer of 1999 I drove in a convoy of several Land Rovers to Belize C.A. to deliver school and medical supplies to children in need. While in Belize I was amongst the ten or so volunteers who built the 1st library in the Belizean city of Orange Walk.




Image Arts Etc. - King of Prussia, PA
                   March 2001-September 2001
Position held- Graphic Designer, Photographer, Tech Specialist, and Manager.
Responsibilities- Digital portrait photography, graphic design/page layout. Custom framing and matting of a variety of 2-D subject matter intended for output to multiple diverse sources such as coasters, t-shirts, mugs, and tiles. Digital photo color correction, enlargement, manipulation and restoration. Technical troubleshooting for Mac/Pc networking. Customer service and managerial related tasks.
 

Je2Associates -  Blue Bell, PA
                               March 2002-October 2002
                              Position held- Video Editor, Tech Specialist
                              Responsibilities- Non-linear video editing, color correction, and
DVD creation. Technical troubleshooting, system maintenance and repair.


Sherwood Studios/Mr. DVD - Philadelphia, PA
                   November 2002-March 2003
Position held- Video Editor, DVD Creator, and Tech Specialist
Responsibilities- Non-linear video editing, title design, media management, replication/duplication supervisor. DVD creation.


                             SPS Technologies- Jenkintown, PA
                  March 2003-June 2003
                 Position held- Video Editor, Cameraman, Script Supervisor
                 Responsibilities- I was contracted to shoot and edit several short  
                 training segments, including the companyÕs one hundred year
                 anniversary special.

               
                 Burndown Studios L.L.C.- Philadelphia, PA
               October 2003- present day
                 Position held- Video Editor, Director of Video Photography.
                 Responsibilities- Non-linear video editing of archival and current
                 material relating mainly to the collaborative Philadelphia music
                 scene. That of which includes full feature music videos, and live
                 shows. All for intended distribution via Internet and DVD.

               
                Union 237 Gallery- Philadelphia, PA
               December 2003- April 2004
                Position held- Assistant Video Editor, Tech Specialist.
                Responsibilities: Non-linear video editing of a wide variety of
                creative content including, commercials for local bars/clubs,
                visual effects (eye candy) for projection screen viewing.
                Animated slideshow creation. Motion effects and workflow
                supervisor. Final color corrections and DVD creation for a
               documentary on historic war/combat photographer entitled
               ÒAdrian WecerÓ.  Other major tasks included troubleshooting
                and maintaining several Mac OS based graphics and video
                based workstations.

             
            Eot Productions L.L.C.- Blue Bell, PA
            March 2004- present day
           Position held- Co-Founder/Producer/Editor
           Responsibilities- This Company was formed by my father and myself
           in order to facilitate the production of my first film project. The film
           is a documentary about a private, therapeutic boarding school for
           troubled adolescents. Principal photography is scheduled to begin in                                    
           mid June. I am in charge of creating the shooting script, crew and
           equipment acquisition, and all post production.


References- inquire via my email
                 


      A full portfolio of my graphic design and still photography work is available upon request. A full reel of my video production and motion effects work is also available upon request, and can be delivered via miniDV tape, DVCAM tape, DVD, or on a VHS transfer.

*I also posses my own in-house non-linear video editing suite. This consists of a high end Mac G5, professional video decks, a broadcast compliant Xl1 DV camcorder, tripods, and portable audio solutions. I am equipped to edit video formats ranging from analog, DV, (24p) DVCAM, SD, to compressed HD.*


_________________
Jordan Eisman
A Board Certified Asshole
Philadelphia PA, USA
Elan 7 survivor
August 28, 1995-March 20, 1998[ This Message was edited by: Sheik Yerbouti on 2004-06-14 20:54 ]

[tinkledrinker]

if youn gonna make a point keep i short.  most of us have ADD and cant read that much crap from one person

[Anonymous]

Another "reaction" Jordan.

Pathetic and hopeless.

After seeing your resume, which I am sure is padded (they all are) I would question you inability to commit to an employer or project.

You dont seem to have "Elan" on that resume Jordan? Hiding something?

I would file your resume in my shredder after witnessing your actions, and REACTIONS here.

Too bad your father wasted that money on your education. A slot machine would have been a wiser investment.

 :roll:

[Anonymous]

Tinkledrinker?

Just the name says how profoundly average you are, and how demented you want people to think you are since success and reason isnt an option for you any more.

ADD isnt your most profound problem, but Ill make an effort to keep from antagonizing the condition by making this my last post and visit.

Good day.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

ye thats right its padded, well lest just keep up our bickering shall we..  your so profesional you need to engage us losers on fornits, this site is like crack incase u havent noticed.. here man ill pass you the pipe take anohter hit and you can be like us, you are almost there..

[sateriel]

Well this wouldn't be a complete Inflammatory Jordan Thread if I didn't hurl in my two cents like a 90 mile-an-hour fastball. As always, I both care for and respect Jordan. His credentials are impressive. He's loud and arrogant, and usually dead on the fucking money with everything he says. Do me a favor though, Bros and Hos alike: IF YOU ARE GOING TO BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT ANONYMOUS POSTERS, DON'T POST YOUR BITCHFIT ANONYMOUSLY.
 :smokin:

[Sheik Yerbouti]

::kiss::

[Anonymous]

You must be one ugly stupid whore to keep kissing Jordans ass the way you do. Jordan, just fuck the bitch so she will quit sucking the sludge from your banana receptical and spreading it all over the fornits site.