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Offline Sol Rosenberg

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« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2004, 02:21:00 AM »
i  wasss wonderinnnn.... honey can you pull larrrge pieces of furniture out of your ass???? and why do u want see Jordan's balls??? my genitalia is way more interesting to look at. look at me instead, then you can take a picture of what my wife calls "my little muffin ass"......
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« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2004, 02:28:00 AM »
So you want me to email you, and have a drink with you, and be my freind, and then show me your balls?

You sound desperate.

Dude, I just want you to give me a reason to kick your punk ass thats all.
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« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2004, 02:31:00 AM »
Sol, the jerky boys were not funny then, and your not funny now.

Your wife?

Yeah, I fucked her ass good last wednesday, remember when she wasnt home for a few hours in the afternoon? Yeah, she sucked her own shit off my dick.
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Offline Sheik Yerbouti

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« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2004, 10:36:00 AM »
no i just wanna meet the bitch behind the typing.
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« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2004, 11:09:00 AM »
i agree with jordon , you are a moron.
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Offline Sheik Yerbouti

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« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2004, 07:57:00 PM »
just got home from work to find that someone who once called themselves my friend, decides to honor my wishes so well. thanks Art, I had the maturity to address you privately, (how old are you)? You can have your little forum back, incase you haven't noticed my recent posts have been without reference to elan, so you my "friend" can have your forum, and continue to bitch about elan 20-30 years ago and start counting the people who really care on your one good hand..  do u think i give a shit what the people on fornits that i hate say? like its gonna effect my career, and my plans on relocating to brighter and greener pastures? Dont tell me you "like me" when u disrespect a simple request to keep your repetitive, and regulatory remarks about me to a private medium. the transparent one here is you, your friendship with me is if anything a convenience, you hear something on this site you dont like, you bitch with the same rhetoric post after post, no matter what i say u have some petty ass reason to get on me. i dont worry about you embarrassing me, cause i succeed in that myself.. your efforts at keeping me at bay are futile. I should just keep posting here just to piss you off, since your version of friendship is a totally self indulgent farce. but no, life goes on, ill just wait for your ever so insightful
reply, and deal with it then. to think that im feeding my ego, LOL i have the self esteem of a turnip as it is, me feeding my ego  HERE would be like giving a grain of rice to a starving  Ethiopian.
nice try, and thanks for the memories, "buddy"
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« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2004, 08:39:00 PM »
Jordon, if you don't give a shit, why don't you just let it be.  I think you could br successful, but stop creating such a bad name for yourself.  Everything on here is documented, If you did get famous, people could pull up all the petty BS that went on here.  I have no problem with you, or anyone here.  But I think maybe it has gone too far.
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« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2004, 09:12:00 PM »
shoot me an email, lets chat.. and oh yeah, i dont have any desire to be famous, lol,
jordo

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« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2004, 09:15:00 PM »
The defense rests. your' witness...
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« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2004, 10:13:00 PM »
Art theres no use in talking this kid has his whole life been given what ever he wanted. Now that daddy has woken up and stopped hes having a fit, mind you its here on fornits but all the same he screaming loud... I say good going dad its about time make the boy a MAN!
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« Reply #25 on: June 15, 2004, 03:09:00 AM »
back it up with some evidence, im curious what do you know.. y father and i are getting along just fine, im sure u know his email, go ahead ask him...
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« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2004, 03:30:00 AM »
"Rhetoracle Questions" need SPELLCHECKERS!!!!!!!


......Major Pain reporting for duty.

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« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2004, 04:13:00 AM »
ok enough with jordan, onto our plan of world domination
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« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2004, 01:25:00 PM »
The way to domination is Bushido.
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As Many As They Have Protected.
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As I Stare Into The Blades Reflection.