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« on: June 13, 2004, 10:17:00 PM »
i thought this was a website for former elan students not jordans personal message board.  jordo i think you should step away from the comp and get a life.  what a little lonly man :wave:
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2004, 10:24:00 PM »
thought i was signed in
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2004, 10:28:00 PM »
ok tinkledrinker, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, see how easy it is to piss people off by just using little letters,

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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2004, 10:38:00 PM »
you are such a tool jordan. it only took you 10 minutes to reply.  it seems you live through this board.  is your life that pathatic that all you have to do with your time is to post your stupid little messages on this board.  there is more to do in life try to look cool to half of the wackos that post here. step away from the keyboard loser.  :wave:
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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2004, 10:56:00 PM »
nah i work from my computer, so il lbe right here if you need me  :wave:
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2004, 11:01:00 PM »
What difference does it make if a poster is anon or not? your still an asshole no matter who calls you one Jordan.

Does a name make any difference Jordunce? Im here, and Im real, and I am typing that your a fucking piece of shit.

Please dazzle us with one of your eloquently mediocre replies again would you?

Fuck this site is a waste of good bandwidth.
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2004, 11:06:00 PM »
just somethin to do on my weekend off, and heel ill tell ya, its oh so fun to fuck with you losers.
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2004, 11:14:00 PM »
"Sheik Yerbouti"

Is that like a metaphor? or an Acronym? Whatever it is, its about the lamest attempt at humor Ive seen in a good long time!

This guy is a doofus. Leave him alone and maybe he will go away. Not that Ill be back here any time soon to check. Elan is a distant memory. This site reminds me how pathetic some of the people really were.
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« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2004, 11:19:00 PM »
I guess it means "shake your bootie" in some dork tongue. Hilarious isnt it?

No Jordan, were not laughing with you, were laughing AT you.

Its fun to mess with losers?

Yeah, it is...but it gets old after about 2 minutes for normal people Jordork.
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« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2004, 11:28:00 PM »
actually its the title of a Frank Zappa album, you moron. and thats zappa in the photo, moron.
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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2004, 11:52:00 PM »
Hey Jordan, you say people have "no genitals" that post anon, yet you waste no time calling someone moron etc since your hidden behind three monitors over there in PA.

Ill be in K.O.P next week to finalize a contract. Maybe you could meet me somewhere and show me how big your balls really are?

I wont hurt you (unless provoked) thats not my style. But Id like to meet the big shot computer geek whos balls are the size of grapefruit here, and just verify their size in person.

Im 34 female 5'11' and work in the modeling industry. Though I weigh 120 pounds, I will lay a hurtin on you that you've never dreamed of if you ever called me a moron to my face. So please, do yourself a favor: shut up, get a life, and quit with the bullshit games.
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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2004, 12:05:00 AM »
email me an ill send u my number maybe you even might like to get a drink here in old city and you may even make a new friend.
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2004, 01:41:00 AM »
Jesus, don't be so mean to Jordan.  You guys are pretty harsh.
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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2004, 02:04:00 AM »
Make a friend? Haa! You are pathetic Jordan. I have enough freinds thank you.
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2004, 02:13:00 AM »
Ok Lady, you are the one who is gonna be in town, and have challenged me to say moron to your face, i just want to meet you and see if calling you a moron in person is totally necessary.
and if you really want me too, i will show you my balls, LOL hey you asked.
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