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thepatriot:
Clinton Sucks

Clinton is having his ritual jog through the park with all his security when suddenly he notices that someone has written in the snow in urine "Clinton Sucks" - well Clinton has a fit! He yells "I'm sick of this! Guards, I want you to take a sample of that send it to the lab and find out who is doing this!" Well the next day one of the guards comes to his office and says meekly "well Mr. President we have gotten the results back from the lab and there is good news and bad news. The good news is it was Al Gore's urine".

The president screams "That's the good news!? What's the bad news?" The guard replies "It was Hillary's handwriting."

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kpickle39:
Before you post something as stupid (albeit kinda funnyy) you should understand Florida state politics and how thousands of voters were kicked off the voter rolls.  Here is what happened . . . The campain chair for the Bush team was Katherine Harris.  Ms. Harris was also the Sec of State for Florida (isn't that some kind of conflict?)   Anyway, as you may know, felons in Florida do not have the right to vote unless that right has been restored.  So a "felon" list was created by a private company. This company charged the state a little over 2 million dollars to create the list.  They did not ask the Department of Correction for any info on these "felons".  The test to get on that list inlcuded these questions....if your name in anon and you live in Pinellas county Florida, and if there is someone named anon that has committed a felony in Florida, then every one with the name anon in Pinellas county would be kicked off the list.   They did ot ask the Dept of Corrections for felon list.  Oh yeah, the DOC estimated it would cost about 200k to complete the project.  After the fiasco with the names, the DOC did compile the list and it did cost about 200k to do it.   So yeah, maybe some folks are too stupid to punch the correct hole in the card, but the felon list was created by design by the Republicans that run Florida.

The list in preparation of the 2004 election has been created....47 thousand Floridians are on that list.  The list is not public so the poeple on the list have no chance of knowing until they show up to vote.  The election was fixed...get your facts correct expatriot.

thepatriot:
Stupid? since when is finding Humor in something stupid, I don't buy your version of what happened sorry maybe I will if you point me to some more facts. The whole thing was corrupt and this whole thing with the dimpled chads and how they MEANT to vote for Gore or Bush was horse shit. How would somebody know a voters intentions by a dimpled chad???
Tell me please. The fucking thing was corrupt from Jeb down to the local dnc comitties or gop comitties. Don't don't get pissy with me because you fucked up your ballot. Florida was a prime example of why some people should stay home on election day. But hey its theyer right to vote. Sorry there Mr Pickle I don't agree but I only have a opinion just like you. Just a prime example of a bunch of adults acting like a bunch of stupid kids, remeber the coverage of the recount on tv, two republicans, two demacrats and they would both disagree on what the voter voted for. How fucking childish. They should have called it and revoted period.

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