DISCLAIMER: This is not another post about this not being a post, its a post about being a post that is pretending to not be a post that is actually...a post.
I feel like a man, trapped in a womans body.
Sorry, its just too silly to resist.
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...a tale of a fateful post....
You think maybe some latent instructions that were implanted by Straight in this supposed persons mind will spring to life upon reading this un-post? Youre in the wrong thread buddy, the alien camp is a few posts
down!
.....a three hour post....a three hour post.....
Someone shoot me before I hurt mysef.