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« on: May 26, 2004, 01:26:00 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2004, 08:47:00 AM »
oh yeah this guy's name is Doug to ya know
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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2004, 06:01:00 PM »
Hey all you wackos, this is Doug. Would the moron who posted my backup address please explain how I am "pro-Elan"? Good luck.

Thanks jackass.

PS, though the email addy was posted, Ive yet to get any mail from other hecklers, hmm, what gives? cmon, harass me!!! Ill be sure to save them all and name Fornits as the source for the harassing mail.

Now Ginger comes in and tells us all why this would be inconequential...and provide us with yet another quote nobody wants to hear.

Fuck you, fuck Elan, fuck off.
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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2004, 06:04:00 PM »
you're a troll      we no likey no trolls... ::troll::
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2004, 03:34:00 AM »
Wow, I suddenly became pretty (un)popular in here! Pro Elan asshole? Very creative! I still havnt seen anyone back that up.

Uhh, whats a troll, and who gives a rats ass if you "no likey" trolls?

This is an amazing site really, post anon, and people instantly guess who you are!

Uh, anon is an option, dont like it, find another fucking site to snivel in.


Yeah, I am Doug, no I dont take offense to anything anyone on the web has to say about me...no I dont give a fuck about what Elan did to you, or me. Yes, I live in Oregon, Albany as a matter of fact, on the corner of Thurston street and 13th, theres a driftboat and a jetboat in the driveway with salmon blood all over each...yes, Ill be waiting for any foul mouth punk who has the balls to show up on my doorstep rather than hide behind the security of the internet with idle infantile threats that really amuse me.

Art, your welcome to come and discuss your apparently overwhelmingly hostile feelings about me any time, do you know how to fish? Ever catch a 20, 30, 40 lb salmon? I dont have time to waste bullshitting in an easy chair...jump in the boat, kill fish and talk til your hearts content. Yes, thats an open invitation to fish with me, I have quite a waiting list, but Ill bump you up to get it over with. (bring a PFD!)


Ya'll can sit here and tell your demented stories, and demean each other, and snivel, Ive got a date with a 650 cc quad and 750 square miles of pure oregon coast sand! And Monday, its off to a rondesvous with 150 mercury outboard jet horses pushing a custom aluminum sled to issue death warrants to more of these spring chinook salmon.

Now go and have fun on your little website kids!





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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2004, 06:06:00 AM »
thats so gross let the fish live
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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2004, 10:39:00 AM »
Nice fish,nice boat,nice place to 4-wheel.Looks like your livin large.
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2004, 11:41:00 AM »
where is your mullett, oh yeah and your NASCAR stickers?
LOL :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
you are a fucking joke, who posts pictures of themselves in a forum, you say you dont have time to waste in a chair, or whatever, then why do you post pictures of yuorself with some fat, ugly dude and a bunch of fish.. let me ask this forum a question, who the fuck cares??????? you are a joke. and you are a funny one too. hell, im laughing right now!!!!!!!! :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2004, 12:06:00 PM »
People who are not ashamed of who they are "might" post pics of themselves in a forum.Probably not in this freak show forum though.I don't see anything wrong with fat friends or fish.Anonymous posters are cowards.
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2004, 12:33:00 PM »
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On 2004-05-29 08:41:00, Anonymous wrote:

"where is your mullett, oh yeah and your NASCAR stickers?
you are a fucking joke, who posts pictures of themselves in a forum, you say you dont have time to waste in a chair, or whatever, then why do you post pictures of yuorself with some fat, ugly dude and a bunch of fish.. let me ask this forum a question, who the fuck cares? you are a joke. and you are a funny one too. hell, im laughing right now "


Your laughing right now?
You're so full of shit. Heres a scenario that is probobly closer to the truth. Your sitting in your soiled fruit-of-the-looms in front of the computer picking the crumbs from your peanut butter toast breakfast out of your crotch and struggling to get up enough motivation to go down to the corner store to buy a 40oz malt liquor. You see this guy  enjoying life and it angers you that you dont have one. Rather than "laughing" your rolling your eyes wondering when you might overcome your negative outlook on life and have even a "fat ugly" friend.

Who posts pics of themselves in a forum? Well, I'd say if theres HTML or UBB that allows you to do so, anyone who feels like it!

Funny, but I dont see any HTML or UBB code for "snivel at the people who post pics"
Imagine that!

I like the pics, it reminds me that theres a million other things I could be doing rather than sitting here posting to some jealous loser faggot who is so easily entertained.
Think Ill go wash the dog....
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2004, 12:50:00 PM »
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On 2004-05-29 03:06:00, Anonymous wrote:

"thats so gross let the fish live"


Wow! some high pressure activism for salmon rights!
Sorry sweetheart, they taste too good to live.



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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2004, 09:48:00 PM »
You Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your cool dough and ya know it
fuck this place be good and good luck and peace in your life
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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2004, 09:57:00 PM »
yeah ,your right they are looser's and your cool go for it
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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2004, 10:30:00 PM »
what
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