Wow, I suddenly became pretty (un)popular in here! Pro Elan asshole? Very creative! I still havnt seen anyone back that up.
Uhh, whats a troll, and who gives a rats ass if you "no likey" trolls?
This is an amazing site really, post anon, and people instantly guess who you are!
Uh, anon is an option, dont like it, find another fucking site to snivel in.
Yeah, I am Doug, no I dont take offense to anything anyone on the web has to say about me...no I dont give a fuck about what Elan did to you, or me. Yes, I live in Oregon, Albany as a matter of fact, on the corner of Thurston street and 13th, theres a driftboat and a jetboat in the driveway with salmon blood all over each...yes, Ill be waiting for any foul mouth punk who has the balls to show up on my doorstep rather than hide behind the security of the internet with idle infantile threats that really amuse me.
Art, your welcome to come and discuss your apparently overwhelmingly hostile feelings about me any time, do you know how to fish? Ever catch a 20, 30, 40 lb salmon? I dont have time to waste bullshitting in an easy chair...jump in the boat, kill fish and talk til your hearts content. Yes, thats an open invitation to fish with me, I have quite a waiting list, but Ill bump you up to get it over with. (bring a PFD!)
Ya'll can sit here and tell your demented stories, and demean each other, and snivel, Ive got a date with a 650 cc quad and 750 square miles of pure oregon coast sand! And Monday, its off to a rondesvous with 150 mercury outboard jet horses pushing a custom aluminum sled to issue death warrants to more of these spring chinook salmon.
Now go and have fun on your little website kids!

