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Offline Father Cassian Newton

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« on: April 11, 2004, 02:27:00 PM »
I wanted to take some time to help you godless druggies reflect on the true meaning of Easter--getting Straight.  As Our Lord said in Phillipians 9:17, "Only the STRAIGHT and upright shall recieve My blessing", and again in Galatians 3:22 He reminds us, "He that groups together and follows My steps is called wise by the angels".  This is evidence from the WORD OF GOD that I was ordained by Him to shepherd you through the valley of druggie temptation by directing Straight, Inc.  Only by working the Steps in the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc. v2.0 will you be following the will of God.  He has revealed to me His plans for you, and those plans include graduating from Straight, Inc. v2.0!  It's Straight to Heaven or straight to Hell, Druggie!  What's it going to be?
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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2004, 11:22:00 PM »
Asshole.
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2004, 11:30:00 PM »
Druggie ingrate.  :wave:
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2004, 11:49:00 PM »
I think you have very serious issues.  Since I am a Dr., allow me to point a few things out for you.  

First, the fact that you continue to "impersonate" your abusers and disguise your pain by mocking them shows obvious borderline personality traits.  Also, since we all know who you are, it is fair to say by observing your numerous posts that you have poor impulse control, as well as major OCD traits.

My suggestion is intense psychtherapy along with a good SSRI, such as prozac.

Good luck my sick friend.    :wave:
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2004, 11:54:00 PM »
Really? I just think it's some damned funny satire. More than a few regulars to these fora have confessed to laughing so hard they spouted coffee through their noses when they first caught onto Dr. Newton's jokes.

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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2004, 11:58:00 PM »
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My suggestion is intense psychtherapy along with a good SSRI, such as prozac.



Good luck my sick friend.    :wave: "


Typical druggie banter--"Drugs are the answer!"  I'll have you know that the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc. v2.0 is a DRUG FREE Program.  Don't try to push pills on MY Group, Druggie!  Love ya!
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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2004, 12:03:00 AM »
What is going on in your life that you have time for this load of shit?

The dolphin post that (by the way so dull I couldn't get past the first paragraph) must have taken a good few to type.  This is where your OCD is messing up the quality time in your life.  

You can't see the forest for the trees my friend.
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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2004, 12:14:00 AM »
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"What is going on in your life that you have time for this load of shit?

I've dedicated my life to getting druggie cretins Straight, unlike you, you medication dispensing, government-sanctioned drug dealer.




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The dolphin post that (by the way so dull I couldn't get past the first paragraph) must have taken a good few to type.  This is where your OCD is messing up the quality time in your life.

I'm sharing with the druggies quality ways in which they can spend their leisure time, and letting them get to know a little bit about me, again unlike you, who hides behind his anonymity (still twisting your program, eh, Druggie?)  



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You can't see the forest for the trees my friend."


Until you Seven Step from the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc. v2.0, you are no friend of mine.  Love ya!  Have a seat.
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« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2004, 12:17:00 AM »
Stop your Straight like lingo.

Subscribe to a good joke site and get new material.

Take your meds.

You are really fucked in the head, and Straight had nothing to do with it.
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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2004, 12:35:00 AM »
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"Stop your Straight like lingo.

You'd like that, wouldn't you, Druggie? Maybe you'd like me to use druggie slang, is that it?

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Take your meds.

There you go again with your druggie attitude--"Drugs are the answer".  Just how much do you receive in kickbacks from pharmaceutical companies, you old croaker?  Seems like you want to enable all the druggies to get high instead of facing their drug problems. And you call yourself a doctor.  Physician, heal thyself!


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I am really fucked in the head, and Straight had nothing to do with it."


Finally you are making some sense!  I get so sick of you druggie ingrates blaming your problems on Straight!
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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2004, 11:16:00 AM »
What you gonna do? Time's caught up with you
Now you wait your turn, you know there's no return
Take your written rules, you join the other fools
Turn to something new, now it's killing you

First it was the bomb, Vietnam napalm
Disillusioning, you push the needle in
From life you escape, reality's that way
Colours in your mind satisfy your time

Oh you, you know you must be blind
To do something like this
To take the sleep that you don't know
You're giving Death a kiss,
Oh, little fool now

Your mind is full of pleasure
Your body's looking ill
To you it's shallow leisure
So drop the acid pill, don't stop to think now

You're having a good time baby
But that won't last
Your mind's all full of things
You're living too fast
go out enjoy yourself
Don't bottle it in
You need someone to help you
To stick the needle in, yeah

Now you know the scene, your skin starts turning green
Your eyes no longer seeing life's reality
Push the needle in, face death's sickly grin
Holes are in your skin, caused by deadly pin

Head starts spinning 'round, you fall down to the ground
Feel your body heave, Death's hands starts to weave
It's too late to turn, you don't want to learn
Price of life you cry, now you're gonna die!
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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2004, 11:21:00 AM »
Sabbath for the Easter thread--Me like! :smokin:  :skull:
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2004, 02:41:00 AM »
This goes out to Father so and so. You really need to get some help. If you have anything to do with Straights you should turn in your cross and don't try to help anyone but yourself for getting involved with such a piece of shit cult.
Amen

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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2004, 05:55:00 PM »
Do you not realize that thats someone using that name as a joke?

Apparantly irony and sarcasm are lost on some, the unintelligent.
Get a motherfucking grip....
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2004, 07:01:00 PM »
yeah fuck you newton, fuck you sembler. you stupid jew bitches.
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