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« on: April 01, 2004, 03:54:00 PM »
RTP2003 mentioned that when he left straight he had nothing with no place to go.  I was in the same place after I beat my oldcomer with the sack lunch and ran off.  Since Straight I have been arrested and extradicted to far away places and then released with nothing.  On one occasion when I was arrested (unpaid tickets) the officier made me leave my shoes in the car, knowing I would be barefoot in another city upon my release.  How does one get by when it gets that rough? [ This Message was edited by: Reagan Youth on 2004-04-01 13:37 ]
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2004, 04:03:00 PM »
Shop lifting, food runs (dine & dash), con, lie, sneak, survive.

Fastfood......walk into a restarunt and tell them you were at the drive-thru not long ago and your missing a #4 (or whatever meal you want)  they might ask questions, inprovise and sound convincing. You'll get the meal.

"I'll gladly pay you for a burger on Tuesday for a burger today."   If you say it like Sweetpea, most will laugh and give you two burgers.

When walking checks the easiest places are buffets.  If it is a pay first buffet, walk right through and tell the cashier that you already paid and you walked someone out to their car, smoked a cig, etc.
 
One of my favorites is fucking high dollar restarunts.  Dress up very nice for this one and order a $100.00+ bottle of wine.  Look and act like you have money.
People beleive what they see.  Have a cell phone with you.  It doesn't matter if it works. You only need it at the end.  Tell the waiter your battery died and you're going to your car to get a fresh one and ask them to get you a cup of coffee.  Never run off,  calmly slip away.  

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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2004, 04:13:00 PM »
While public hospitals are overcrowded, private hospitals have plenty of rooms.  That is a good place to go.  But don't try to check in, sneak in.
Find the most vacant wing of the hospital and wamo, a free hotel room.  If you get caught or questioned, just play it off like your sick and were looking for the check in and say you must have just passed out.
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2004, 04:35:00 PM »
I know these are not basic needs, but why do without.  

When doing a gas run do not park at the far pump and look suspicious.  Park at a close pump, wave at the clerk and go about your business as if your paying.  or con the clerk and tell them that you had been there earlier and pre-paid for gas but forgot to pump it. They usually go ahead with anything under 10 dollars.

Same with cigarettes, tell them you paid for them before work and never got them.  You just got off and would like to have them.  Always be polite.
Or you can tell them that you purchased a carton and that the carton was slightly open and missing a pack.
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2004, 04:37:00 PM »
I was able to bum money from some people in Tampa by saying I had my wallet snatched at the greyhound station.  I was dressed like a Straightling, so I didn't look too weird (they'll think you're a bum if you are dressed like a hippy, punk, biker, etc).  I have since heard of a guy who dressed real preppy looking and did this in NYC and made upwards of hundreds of dollars a day.  I also shoplifted, dined and dashed, etc.  Eventually, I was able to get ahold of friends in my hometown and take a bus there.  I crashed on their couch for aboout three weeks.  His mom had passed way when he was 17, a year prior.  Some asshole Phys. Ed. intern from my high school recognized me at a record store and took down the tag number of the car I got into, which was registered at my friend's address.  I still would have been able to stay gone, but my friend's idiot cousin told the Straight goon squad when they came looking for me, "Yeah, he's here. Come on in."  What a prick.

My friend kicked his cousin and cousin's wife out of the house not long after, for this and other assholish behavior.  
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2004, 11:25:00 PM »
Isn't that just like a druggie?  Sleeping on couches, shoplifting, panhandling, and running out on tabs at restaurants. It's not far from there to jails, institutions, and death! It just goes to show how much you druggie sleazebags needed the wonderful therapeutic environment of Straight, Inc.  The fact that you celebrate such depraved living by posting it here is proof that you need a stint in the new, improved, all-ages Straight, Inc., v2.0!

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« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2004, 12:02:00 AM »
drugs and death sound more civilized you asshole programmer.
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« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2004, 12:08:00 AM »
damn...whatever happened to getting a job....that's how i get money...i don't make a million dollars or anything, but if i want to go somewhere, i can...but thanks for the tips anyways, dude...hahahahahaha

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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2004, 12:26:00 AM »
I think they were talking about when they copped out of Straight
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« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2004, 12:42:00 AM »
oh sorry

lisa    :wstupid:
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« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2004, 07:15:00 AM »
No its Punk rock survival guide ...Reagan didnt cop out of straight...he did hit his oldcummer with sacklunch though...

By the way reagan call me this week sometime..
Things at the house arent good and Visitors have all but been abolished for weeks now..
Funny how I have been clean 2 years but my loved ones still accuse me of being a junkie...
 Never mind the documented 14 months worth of suprise piss tests all clean...
I got tired of everytime someone leaves I get accused of buying/ selling drugs etc etc...
So I just stopped letting people come over.
But Im moving this month so...its all good

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« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2004, 04:03:00 PM »
Actually I did "cop out."  After I hit my oldcomer with the bag lunch he still had a hold of my beltloop.  So then I started hitting him in the face with my fist.  He finally let go and I got away from him, the other newcomer, and the host mom chasing me with her car.  I was on the streets of Dallas for 2 nights.  I called Straight collect from different pay phones and told them how fucked up their place was.  I went to a church and told a minister what was going on there.  He called them, my parents and my probation officier.  The executives at Straight told him they were not aware of my alligations and that they would look into it.  The Minister worked out a deal with my probation officier and parents to have my court order transfered to a different place.  He showed me the brochure of the church youth home and asked me if I'd agree to go there.  I accepted.  The following morning I thought I would be heading to church camp.  But instead, my hotel room was flooded with the goon squad to take me back to Straight.  When they brought me back to group the only one motivating to confront me was the sack lunch victim(oldcomer, he got started over) Staff did not let anyone say shit to me.  That evening Camerion Riley ripped the guys side (the ones that admitted to it and stood up, which was most) for hazing.  They were thumping everyone in the testicles, poking, grabing asses during our valued restroom break.  That was my biggest complaint when I called collect from the pay phones.   Yes, Camerion Riley ripped their asses for being sick fucks.  For the rest of my stay at Straight Camerion Riley and Will Woods never yelled at me, degraded me , or fucked with me.  They treated me and most others there with respect and I respect them today.  
I found the church minister at the church across the street from Dallas North Park Mall.  I beleive he truly tried to keep me out of there and help me out, but Straight authority tricked him and lied to him.     [ This Message was edited by: Reagan Youth on 2004-04-03 01:18 ]
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2004, 05:34:00 AM »
The Punk Rock Survival Guide is a collection of stories from people that have been stuck out and had to get by.  From being left in a strange town by an angry mate, escaping from cults, getting kicked out of their homes, waking up in another town after a blackout, getting robbed, car trouble while traveling, and chasing dreams.
Johnny Depp, Billy Bob Thorton and several others went to LA with nothing and made their ways.    
The guide was started by Squaters and Punk Rockers that didn't have steady jobs, didn't give a fuck, and started spreading ideas on how to live without government and employment.  
I thought I'd post some of it and see what people that escaped from Straight did to survive while feeling hunted.
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« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2004, 05:51:00 AM »
http://www.buttholesurfers.com/p.html[ This Message was edited by: Reagan Youth on 2004-04-03 02:55 ]
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