Blue Oyster Cult is a disgusting bunch of druggies who think it's OK to play "music" for the entertainment of a bunch of beer-drinking, dope-smoking druggie morons that are too stoned to appreciate any kind of musical talent. They encourage a general disregard for any type of morality, and are usually taking drugs when they are not luring their fans into the dark underworld of drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, and rock music. They are indoctrinating impressionable druggies into a zombified existence of chemically induced stupors, while they prattle on about cryptic occult themes and the joys of self-destruction. They are definitely banned from the list of approved musical entertainment at the new, improved, all-ages Straight, Inc. v2.0. Enjoy the show, Druggie, because that's the last time you'll hear a note from that bunch of musical miscreants! Love ya! Have a seat!
