The Unrepentant Staff menace, as outlined in their text, Protocols of the Executives of Straight, Inc., have been planning the Straightization of Amerika for some time now. Although the methods of the S :skull: S (Straight Survivors) units are harsh, it is understood that the ends, in this case, justify the means. Your squeamishness is understandable---no decent human being would want any form of contact with the Unrepentant Staff scum if it were at all avoidable. However, the brave volunteers with the S :skull: S have taken it upon themselves to once and for all eradicate the Unrepentant Staff menace, thereby beautifying the world. We salute them for this selfless effort, and wish them success in the Endeavor.
Heute, Fornits; Morgen, die Welt!!
Misbehaveren uber Alles!