Youth Discipline Industry News
The Voice of the Teen Suppression Market Since 1979
March 6, 1998
Escorts Cheer CA Decision
Promise more efficient transportings
Transport service spokespeople are celebrating this week's decision by an Oakland, California court upholding parental seizure orders - a decision which, they say, will encourage more parents to step forward and allow their children to be incarcerated.
"This is a definite plus for the entire industry," says Tony Ace, an official at HotLink Transport Services. "Up until now, there was a lot of concern that this might lead to a decline in interest in locking up independent-minded teens. This is the kind of decision that might have really cast a chill over the industry, so we're all lucky it turned out this way."
Escorts are hoping restrictions
on use of force can be modified
following the decision.
The next step, say industry representatives, is to lobby for less restrictive rules on use of force in subduing smart-alecky adolescents.
"People refuse to understand the need for excessive force," says one transport professional. "They think just because you're surprising the kid in his bed, or because the kid is a wiseass poetic type rather than your stereotypical troublemaker, that it's going to be easy cuffing him. They don't understand that you're sending a signal to the child. That first chokehold really establishes the relationship in terms of who's in charge."
"Many parents are concerned when we come to grab their kids out of their beds, because some of these kids are really rebellious," agrees another industry source. "But if we're allowed to use effective means of neutralizing their freedom-loving teens without fear of legal action, they feel much more comfortable."
"But there's no such thing as a bad kid," he adds.
Industry officials also applauded the decision's potential for allowing a broader definition of Attention Deficit Disorder.
"There was a feeling that because this kid [in the Oakland case] did not take drugs or drink alcohol, was nonviolent, and was never arrested, that he might be a poor candidate for incarceration," says Hotlinks' Ace. "But with the ADD diagnosis, the parents were able to demonstrate that he was a potential problem, and take preventive action, which is something the industry has been pushing hard for. If a kid is on the wrong track, if for example your teen shows signs of being homosexual or lesbian, the law has to allow you to take action before that becomes a problem. That's the real message of this decision."
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