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Offline Froderik

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« on: December 12, 2003, 03:19:00 PM »
Imagine if you will, a void so vast that even the moon would feel small floating around in it... Well, that's Carey's rectal cavity after all of the shit get's flushed out of it... :rofl:
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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2003, 03:27:00 PM »
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"Imagine if you will, a void so vast that even the moon would feel small floating around in it... Well, that's Carey's rectal cavity after all of the shit get's flushed out of it... :rofl: "

yea then it goes into Marty Kruglik's mouth for a tasteful treat.
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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2003, 03:43:00 PM »
She'd probably enjoy that, too...Then they could swap spit together...
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2003, 06:01:00 PM »
why are you posting this thread? what possible respect could you think to be gaining? i think you've been hanging out on  the elan board a little too long alex. :roll:

If you think yourself too wise to involve
yourself in government, you will be governed
by those too foolish to govern.  
--Plato

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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2003, 06:30:00 PM »
It's really pretty sad that anyone would get off on treating another human being this way.  I hope Frod doesn't beat himself up too badly when he wakes up to the reality that all along, he has been running on empty. Hoodwinked by the master of deception, and/or the devil, himself.

 :cry:
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2003, 08:48:00 PM »
Yeah, yeah, anon...I'm Doomed... :scared:
 
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why are you posting this thread? what possible respect could you think to be gaining? i think you've been hanging out on the elan board a little too long alex.

I'm not trying to win anyone's respect. I was pissed at (someone) because she bailed in the middle of an argument. Was just having a little fun. I think you're right about the Elan thing...it rubbed off on me a little.

BTW - Do you have that .jpg? i promise not to do anything too perverted with it, lol.

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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2003, 09:51:00 PM »
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It's really pretty sad that anyone would get off on treating another human being this way. I hope Frod doesn't beat himself up too badly when he wakes up to the reality that all along, he has been running on empty. Hoodwinked by the master of deception, and/or the devil, himself.

You make one more move on me you motherfucker and I'll cut your fuckin' BALLS off! I'll shove 'em up your fuckin' ass! I'll fuckin' BURY you, I'll put fuckin' ICE PICKS in your EYES, I'll chop up your fuckin' eyeballs and send 'em to your FAMILY so they can eat 'em for DESSERT!!

How do you like me now, anon?  BTW, -just kidding!  :rofl:

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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2003, 11:05:00 PM »
i still think ur a pieca shit... but who wouldnt
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2003, 11:15:00 PM »
Oh, I don't know...plenty of folks.
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« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2003, 01:41:00 PM »
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It's really pretty sad that anyone would get off on treating another human being this way. I hope Frod doesn't beat himself up too badly when he wakes up to the reality that all along, he has been running on empty. Hoodwinked by the master of deception, and/or the devil, himself.


You make one more move on me you motherfucker and I'll cut your fuckin' BALLS off! I'll shove 'em up your fuckin' ass! I'll fuckin' BURY you, I'll put fuckin' ICE PICKS in your EYES, I'll chop up your fuckin' eyeballs and send 'em to your FAMILY so they can eat 'em for DESSERT!!



How do you like me now, anon?  BTW, -just kidding!  :rofl:

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And you wonder why no-one listens to SURVIVORS.

P.S. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. :roll:
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« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2003, 02:24:00 PM »
My telephone never rings
She'd never call me
I hate myself today
But I can see through this bitterness and sadness
And so I won't die
Someday I think I'll be dignified and old

Well my friends say that I deceive myself
And that I contradict myself
And I can't say if they're right
But I'm not ashamed
Oh I can take a challenge
And so I won't die
Someday I'll be dignified and old

And I say, hey kids
(Hey kids)
I said, hey kids
(Hey kids)
I say someday we'll be dignified and old
That's right
I said some day we'll be dignified
(Hey kids, Hey kids)
Someday we'll be dignified
(Hey kids, Hey kids)
Someday we could be dignified and old together

Well now
Look at the mountain
My girl and I used to stand on the mountain
And the sun shines, she's dead, and I cry
But I can see through this death and the sadness
And so I won't die now
Someday I wanna be dignified and old

Well now, see the desert
I sit all alone in the desert
And no girl understands me
But I can see through this bleakness and grey and sadness
And well I won't die now
Someday I'll be dignified and old

I say, you, don't die now
Someday we'll be dignified and old together
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« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2003, 02:36:00 PM »
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And you wonder why no-one listens to SURVIVORS.

P.S. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.

Your opinion. Keep talking to me, and I'll just keep on posting stuff to annoy you. Like this:

You're a cheese-dick, and a close-minded evangelist who is too uptight to handle a few curse words...OOOOOO, pussy, pussy, pussy...piss off, you little bitch!  ::bwahaha::
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« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2003, 03:23:00 PM »
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And you wonder why no-one listens to SURVIVORS.



P.S. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.

Your opinion. Keep talking to me, and I'll just keep on posting stuff to annoy you. Like this:



You're a cheese-dick, and a close-minded evangelist who is too uptight to handle a few curse words...OOOOOO, pussy, pussy, pussy...piss off, you little bitch!  ::bwahaha::   "


Maybe you should stay off the boards when you're drunk, you  foul mouth LOSER!! Nothing intellegent ever comes out of your fingertips and you make me ill. Stop contaminating the teen help section. You're not helping. Learn how to control your childish impulses, and the difference between right and wrong while you're at it.

Is this how you talk to your wife when you're in an arguement? I feel so sorry for her.  ::noway::
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« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2003, 03:33:00 PM »
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Maybe you should stay off the boards when you're drunk, you foul mouth LOSER!! Nothing intellegent ever comes out of your fingertips and you make me ill. Stop contaminating the teen help section. You're not helping. Learn how to control your childish impulses, and the difference between right and wrong while you're at it.

Is this how you talk to your wife when you're in an arguement? I feel so sorry for her.

Oooooh, i'm just gettin' started, you whore. I ain't drunk. You don't want to fuck with me when I am.. :skull: Like I said, I'll BURY you!! Don't think that you can try to tell me how to act, you anon piece of dogshit. I'm damned glad I offend your sorry ass, go fuck yourself since you can't seem to get laid. I have more intelligence in just ONE of my fingers than you'll EVER have. LIAR, WHORE, LIAR, WHORE. I'll say what I want to you. You're the loser, you have no balls, you hide behind a bag. I'll bet you wear one over your head when you fuck cuz you're so fuckin' ugly. Now do us all a favor and Git! Go on, now you little chicken...Bock bock bock.. :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2003, 04:13:00 PM »
Not to worry, folks.  Froderick and his Band of Merry Terrorists will soon be singing another tune when the tables turn, and it's their asses getting kicked.

In the meantime, let 'em cry WOLF all they want.  (there's really nothing else they can do, ya know?)

 ::boohoo::
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