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Joke of the day
« on: November 30, 2011, 01:05:56 AM »
What do you do after you get laid?

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Put the diaper back on
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2011, 07:37:08 AM »
What's the difference between a dog run over by a car and a Bennison run over by a car?









There are skid marks leading up to the dog  :nods:
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2011, 07:37:05 PM »
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Quote from: "Joshua Stewart"
What's the difference between a dog run over by a car and a Bennison run over by a car?









There are skid marks leading up to the dog  :nods:

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2011, 07:39:15 PM »
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2011, 07:40:44 PM »
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2011, 07:41:23 PM »
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2012, 06:39:36 PM »
Danny Bennison is walking an 8 year old boy into the woods, and the little boy says, "Mister, it's dark. I'm scared."

So, Danny says, "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk back to the car alone."

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2012, 09:40:16 PM »
Quote from: "Chester the Molester"
Danny Bennison is walking an 8 year old boy into the woods, and the little boy says, "Mister, it's dark. I'm scared."

So, Danny says, "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk back to the car alone."

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2012, 06:47:04 AM »
girl: if we get married you stop smoking

boy: ok


girl: you should also stop drinking


boy: ok


girl: and stop going to bars too


boy: ok


girl: uhmm what else do you have to stop?

boy: uhmm the idea of marrying YOU !!


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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2012, 09:16:11 AM »
Haha! nice thread!  :notworthy:  :notworthy:  :notworthy: Thanks for sharing..
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2012, 09:21:27 AM »
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."   :cheers:
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2012, 11:20:48 PM »
Danny Bennison said to his mother, "Hey Ma, I smell nigger cock"

His mother said "That because I farted"

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2012, 11:23:54 PM »
Quote from: "Danny Bennison the Sex Offender"
Danny Bennison said to his mother, "Hey Ma, I smell nigger cock"

His mother said "That because I farted"

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2012, 12:50:31 AM »
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2012, 12:51:56 AM »

Wanted for the rape of children
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