This was reported in the Mississipi Journal but I've paraphrased it to dumb it down for Nazi's benefit:
one day in a drunken stupor fueled by Busch beer, nazi steve (yes, that's his real name) stumbled around his trailer and knocked his second cousin wife's front teeth out with a crowbar. he destroyed the tv as well which pissed off his ten brothers who were watching NASCAR and also drunk on Busch beer. the county sheriff was called but eventually his second cousin wife dropped the charges out of fear. nazi steve never bothered to replace his wife's teeth, because no teeth meant better blowjobs for the dumb hick. eventually, his second cousin wife's toothless appearance humiliated him and he stopped sexual relations with her and started making fun of foreign girls on some Fornits site on the Internet cause he was sexually frustrated and couldn't fuck them.
eventually the girls overpowered him, so now left with nothing to do, he downloaded some sexy photos of chicks off the Internet and said he fucked them. these women are ripping mad and are suing nazi steve for copyright infringement. word has it nazi will launch a vigorous campaign to clear his name, saying he is not guilty by reason of mental retardation... ("ah jus' tought dey had dem pretty titties, jimmy bob.")
nazi hasn't gotten laid in a long time... but he's in luck... he's my bitch now. SAY MY NAME RUDOLF HESS! IT'S BAD LEROY!! the bleeding will stop soon little boy.
