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« on: November 08, 2003, 02:55:00 PM »
Back when I was buying Gerbils and pipes for Melvin, he wasn't so bad.  I used to fuck him in the ass with flashlights and bowling balls.  It was all for the good of the public you know, but that was all back when Melly was still being open about his sexual confusion.  He was my boy then.
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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2003, 02:58:00 PM »
Your an absolute asshole  ::bangin::
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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2003, 04:19:00 PM »
Complete Asshole.  Yes.
Total.
I bet if I saw you on the street things would be different though.  
I might try to offer you bowling balls and a flashlight (pre used).
Unfortunately I don't think I could ever be as much of an asshole as Melly my biatch. :wave:
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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2003, 01:53:00 PM »
This such a fucking scream that I just had to bring it to the top of the forum list again.
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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2003, 10:18:00 AM »
I miss him.  
He'll come back.  They always do the dew.
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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2003, 04:47:00 PM »
The visual that sprang into my head from the title, was just wrong! Eeeeewwwwwww!!!!!

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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2003, 09:18:00 PM »
Melly my bitch aint' so bad. I'm just not sure how you would really measure or compare someone like Melly my bitch to get an accurate read that he - 'aint so bad'.
 
I had a stick to measure him but I broke it off accidentally *wink* in his loose ass.

This one time I got my vehicle up in there.

City wouldn't let me donate or get a tax write off from the car because I couldn't get the stank off even after several car washes.

When I find him I am going to punish him just like he used to let me dew it.  Buckets of nails and a nail gun.  He enjoyed that.  Shoes, cheap women's clothing, his husband - Bertie Sembler - watching me while I did what I was told, and some other hard core pipe hittin motherfuckers to make him happy.
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« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2003, 12:46:00 PM »
Ohh, and he likes the hog rope.  I won't forget the hog rope.
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« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2003, 05:53:00 PM »
I dont know who Melvin Sembler is but this is some funny ass shit! I'd think that a guy named Melvin would get screwed in his ass...or puss for that matter.Cause Melvins a pussy name!!!HAHAHAHA!
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« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2003, 06:19:00 PM »
Not to mention the fact that he had his penis pump stolen from the garbage and sold on e-bay!what a fucking loser!!!Get some fucking Viagra you old piece of rotting shit!!! :eek:
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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2003, 08:03:00 AM »
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"I dont know who Melvin Sembler is but this is some funny ass shit! I'd think that a guy named Melvin would get screwed in his ass...or puss for that matter.Cause Melvins a pussy name!!!HAHAHAHA!
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MEL SEMBLER and his croonies are the founders of straight
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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2003, 02:29:00 PM »
Well,

His croonies were involved in the orgies, too.  I hope that was not what made them start the whole bulk treatment cluster fucking with children.
Melly my bitch used to make me line him up next to his croonies and take an electric drill with a 1 1/2 foot rubber schlong attached to the bit....
You can imagine the pleasure.
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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2003, 07:40:00 PM »
Everyone would like a turn at Mel.  Hey, I'm offering free turns at my bitch Melly !!!  I'm taking bids yall.  He wants you to 'meet n greet' him and his pack of dieing croonies yall.  C'mon, get your licks in, do 'im like you always wanted to.
Really give him a good fuckin like he did to you.  And if he was not the one who invented your particular institution then fuck him anyways.  He says he's too shy to ask in person for your personal return, but the publicity will help his campaign.
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