We will ride

[none-ya]

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[BuzzKill]

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion on cats or anything else. That said, I do a little doubt there is any actual data proving the theory that a pet cat will eat a dead person over a bowl of cat food. I don't doubt that in a cat hoarding situation, a corpuse would be devoured, whether of person or other cat or rat, as the cats in such situations are generally not well cared for to begin with and will eat what ever is available when ever they can.  So will dogs kept in similar circumstances.  In fact, I expect it would be nearly equally true of people, if kept in similar circumstances.

That said, even so, I personally have never been selflessly, unconditionally loved by any earthly being excepting 3 or 4 cats and 4 or 5 dogs. It is more than I can ever deserve and something I can never live up to - just as is the love and grace of God.

[none-ya]

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[Samara]

Boy cats are really getting a bad rap. Can't you at least admire their independent mindedness? Their incredible lap warming capacities?  Their low maintenance-ness?

[none-ya]

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[none-ya]

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[seamus]

Here is the real diffrence between cats and  dogs :
                                          When you feed a dog the dog says " wow ,he must be god"
                                           When you feed a cat the cat says"wow, I must be god" :seg:

[BuzzKill]

Here is the real diffrence between cats and  dogs :
                                          When you feed a dog the dog says " wow ,he must be god"
                                           When you feed a cat the cat says"wow, I must be god" :seg:

Thats about right!
They do tend to see themselves as the rulers of the clan.

Years ago, there was this solder boy from Ft Knox hanging around the house. I wished he wouldn't, but he did anyway. Sitting in the kitchen one night my cat came in, looked him in the face and set about meowing in a demanding way. "Whats wrong with your cat?" he asked.
"You're in her chair." I explained.
"What?"
"You're in her chair." (Cat now quite, but still staring and twitching the tip of her tail)
"You've got to be Kidding?"
"No I'm not - that's her chair"
Cat still staring
"huh. . ."
"Get out of her chair!"
"You're kidding!"
"No, I'm not. Move!" Shoves third chair with foot
"OK - but I can't believe this. . ."
Cat jumps happily into her chair.
Dumb ass solder sits there looking stupid while I read a book and the cats purrs.

[none-ya]

Top Ten Things to do with a Dead Cat:

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10. Kill it 8 more times, just to be sure.

9. Excellent for buffing the truck.

8. Jab a stick in it's mouth and use it for a dustmop.

7. Spray it with glue, hang it from the ceiling...instant flystrip!

6. Paint a stripe on each end, sew up the middle, and PLAY BALL!.

5. Chitlins!

4. Field test the blender...

3. Start a newsgroup, "Dead Cats, I'm for 'em!"

2. Makes a dandy fur coat for the Chihuahua.

1. Get 10 more and go beat the Dallas Cowboys!

[none-ya]

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[BuzzKill]

OooKaay - None-ya don't like cats. I see that now.

[Samara]

Since None-ya had fun venting about cats, I will take this much needed opportunity to vent about not dogS but A dog. I like cats and I like dogs but this dog !$*?!

I am babysitting a dog for a friend because no one - not her boyfriend, her sister, or even her mother - would watch this little fucker. And I owed her a solid.

This dog has a serious gender-socioeconomic identity crisis. He thinks he is a fucking Princess. The poor yipper of a Maltese has to suffer through pink bows on a daily basis and a tutu for fun.

And you could walk him to the moon but he'll still poop in the house.

And he yaps 24 fucking 7 and tries to bite every person who comes to the door and will not stop until they leave (I confess I didn't care when it was my ex.  ::evil:: )

And he's so dumb, he likes me even though I sort of loathe him. (This is hard for me to admit. I like to like everyone. But if I were 100% honest, I'd scratch the "sort of")

His owner takes him everywhere - even when people specifically ask her not to.  

The dog seriously factored into the demise of her last relationship.

And he's on Prozac!!!!!!!! (The dog, not the boyfriend.)

I knew him before and after the Happy Pill and unfortunately, he built up his tolerance in a week.

WTF?

I cannot, will not do this again.

Thank you for giving me this opportunity to vent and not create a new line of fur footballs.

(I suck, I know.)

[none-ya]

Sounds like's part cat

[Samara]

no cat is this much trouble.

[none-ya]

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