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Offline Froderik

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You might be a Muslim if……
« on: November 17, 2010, 10:56:20 AM »
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
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Re: You might be a Muslim if……
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2010, 11:24:59 AM »
Where do you put the bomb, in your purse?
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Re: You might be a Muslim if……
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2010, 10:02:20 PM »
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10. Your cousin is president of the United States.


Muslims are cousins with piles of fat lobbyists?


Now I hate them even more.
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Re: You might be a Muslim if……
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2010, 07:48:15 PM »
#1 Should have read...

You are a Muslim if you worship a Pedophile.
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Re: You might be a Muslim if……
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2010, 10:50:01 PM »
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Re: You might be a Muslim if……
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2011, 02:20:14 PM »
Quote from: "Froderik"
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. Your cousin is president of the United States.

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Re: You might be a Muslim if……
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2011, 05:18:53 AM »
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