ANY NEWER RELEASED STUDENTS HERE?

[Anonymous]

Any recent split kids or grads or signouts here? just curious of the elan 2000 years. Did they tell you too it was only an 18 month program? Is the staff completly pussyfied?
SyN

[Anonymous]

Go to the Struggling Teens website and look for posts by the mother of a graduate of Elan. You can email her to find recently released students though I don't know how supportive of your agenda she will be given her positive stance toward the institution.

http://www.strugglingteens.com
online support group

I'm not positive, but I think the mother posts under the name of "mil". Good Luck!

[SyN]

thats a fukd up site. all happy n shit. yeah send your kid here! then a list of fukd up programs, and some fukn survey, jesus these programs are such money makers. Think i will open one for disfunctional staff. Gotlieb knock on this door ya fuk. General fukn meeting! i cant do an impression nearly as well as nazi. i wish he could record it n post it here. Nazi also has this great idea for making a movie about the place. Auditions are next wednesday.
SyN

[Anonymous]

Yeah, that's one sick group of parents, bragging about the progress of their captive teens. Did 'ya see the thread started by some parent wanting to know if other parents were on medication to make them feel "better" about sending their kids away?  Sure hope that "scene" makes it into a movie about these places so the world can say it isn't the kids who are messed up, it's their parents.

[SyN]

Those folks are very confused. asking strangers what to do with kids they raised... Mine did it too and i still havent forgiven my father, but i do talk to hin still. we just dont bring it up. you know the old ostrich mentality. it is sad though when parents take drugs for "guilt" i got a cure..... dont send them away to be more
abused, by a group of strangers who say they can help(for 45k a year).
SyN

[Anonymous]

Any parent that thinks they can cure adolescence by treating their kid like a disease, should get their own head examined.  Damn fools!!!

[Nazi]

I think it would be a great idea, ofcoarse we would have to change the names to protect us from lawsuits.So here is what I had in mind.

Jeff Gottlieb would become Jeff Corruptlieb
Marty Kruglik would become Marty Crugly
Clare Woodman would become Clare Woodwhore
Linda Roy would become Linda Fatas "Made it sound French"
Joe Ricci would become Joe Bitchi
Sharon Terry would become Sharon Crusty

[SyN]

We should get Dr Hunter S Thompson to direct it.  Bet he could do a little bit with the story.  Just got that thought after seeing Where the buffalo Roam.  Should we film onsite Nazi?
SyN