:rocker: :rocker: :jamin: The truth can sometimes be very funny, I couldnt help myself Matt I needed to describe the proper way of troll trapping,Always remember your dealing with someone weaker and less savoy to the true survival techniques in life. They dont move fast or efficient , kind of like a sloth or slug , they generally posses less than average intelligence and are very needy,they will warm up to you like a Dutch Uncle, while fleecing your belongings mentally and otherwise. They are generally not very nice and hide allot, they are somewhat computer nocturnal, they avoid being spotted if possible.They have the drive of insanity,always repeating them selfs and their actions.Trolls are easily guiled like a bird to glass,they tend not to look both ways when running out into lifes situations,They find work as carrier pigeons , and gofers of messages.How to feed a troll, one must carefully and patiently,look directly at the troll and mirror their likeness and actions,not tipping them off that they are being mocked, once getting the trolls blind needy trust, you suck them in and have your way with them,then spitting them out like a bad taste in your mouth. Never worry about offending them they will always come back. they have unconditional love for the abuse they endure.The Col Flag or Frank Burns from M.A.S.H. syndrome ,more danger to them selfs than anyone else, They are the ones that would rob a bank and ask for all the small bills and coins.Trolls tend not get on phones,because of their lack of being able to think on their feet.If able to corner a troll ask them to tell a short story and then have them try to repeat it backwards,But dont let them know your doing it.The hours and days of fun you will cause for yourself is all worth the hunt.You will hear every story but the original,while enjoying the feeding with your new troll . They are very fun I like to always have one following me, it is also a great venting source as some of you have proven recently here on the site.No way could any of you justify those feeling unless directed at a troll, So thank God for trolls,they keep the normal balanced and upright. Just think of how many of our families are spared our rath on a bad day thanks to a troll.They take all the hatred out of you, I sponsor feeding and preservation of the trolls, They can be of more use than they are really out their for,They are like boomerangs, they always come back with no real reason but physics,So please embrace, and preserve the trolls of our internet, you might need one to yell at or play with one and they wont be their, At one time they were people too ,remember that. I just say the people thing to be Christian about it,lol :cheers: Long live the Trolls :cheers: :rasta: :peace: ::unhappy::
