We all know that hormones are the cause of many of the difficulties facing you today. Spaying and neutering is easy, cheap, and available at your local hospital or veterinarian's office. The procedure is painless and makes your child much more controllable.
(Huh? Jean-pool? Never heard of it. No, no, this is all entirely for the benefit of your family. Now come right this way and I've got a nice big shot of RU-486 waiting for your daughter...)
