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Movie Reviews
« on: September 01, 2009, 02:59:57 AM »
GI Joe, The Rise of Cobra

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Worst movie I've seen in a long time. I seriously think the government should ban it to prevent a mass spread of suicides.


State of Play

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One thumb's up for being semi-interesting if not a little predictable. Lots of good Washington DC intrigue and so forth. It is definitely a wait for DVD kind of movie though.
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2009, 02:25:44 PM »
Yeah, GI Joe seems to rank right up there with Catwoman and Elektra. I never saw the latter, but as for the former, it was on AMC (AMC??) and my fiancee and I decided to watch it for a laugh. Oh my god, it was bad. It had its moments of laugh-inducing ridiculousness, but not nearly enough to earn it a "so bad its good" award. We couldnt sit through the whole thing.

Incidentally, Halle Barry accepted her Golden Raspberry award for worst actress in person, at the awards ceremony. Only two other actors did such a thing, Tom Green, for Freddy Got Fingered, and Paul Verhoven for Showgirls. (one of the best movies ever made.)
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2009, 02:53:27 AM »
Well you did get to see that one girl from saved by the bell titties.

Kingdom of Heaven, director's cut.

Worth a see as it includes a couple new scenes including some good background about Siballya's child.


Deer Hunter..

wtf... bored me out of my skull.
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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2009, 02:01:43 PM »
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Deer Hunter..

wtf... bored me out of my skull.

weird story...

they used to play some of the songs from the score as house music at RMA. When I finally saw the flick, I was like "WTF? They used music from the motherfucking DEER HUNTER to calm us down?"
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 12:42:41 AM »
Ironic similarity between the ending of Deer Hunter with Christopher Walken shooting himself in the head and CEDU imploding due to a 30 million dollar lawsuit.
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Rudy Ray Moore
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2009, 01:23:30 PM »
I recently rewatched the timeless Raudy Ray Moore Blaxploitation classics Dolemite, Petey Wheatstraw--The Devil's Son-In-Law, and Disco Gadfather (aka Avenging Disco Godfather).   Excellent stuff.  I particularly like the angel dust freakout scenes in DG.  Also, Pucci Jones as "The Angel of Death" doing her seductive interpretive PCP nightmare dance is, by itself,  worth the price of rental.
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2009, 02:38:56 PM »
I had the "Rebel Yell Bourbon " film festival recently.featuring,Trainspotting,28dayslater,and the winner of the "wild world of seamus award winning" Sid and Nancy.  Icant wait for the "Jose Cuervo BLACK film festival" Prolly be "the wild bunch"(my alltime fave} and 30 days of night or a zombie flick of some sort.
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2009, 03:26:34 PM »
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Ironic similarity between the ending of Deer Hunter with Christopher Walken shooting himself in the head and CEDU imploding due to a 30 million dollar lawsuit.



That flick definitely needed moar cowbell.

I think my favorite walken flick is Suicide Kings. Amazingly enough, Denis Leary apparently worked off-script for the film and his lines were all improv, which amazed me, since he's a huge rip-off hack who has a boner for new york firemen.
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2009, 09:10:05 PM »
Suicide Kings is that flick where they kidnap Walken and then everything promptly goes to shit?
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« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2009, 04:25:16 PM »
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Suicide Kings is that flick where they kidnap Walken and then everything promptly goes to shit?

yeah.. a bunch of spoiled white boys.
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2009, 09:53:34 PM »
I just saw"WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION' starring sue scheff and a cast of thousands. What a fine film.
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2009, 10:07:34 PM »
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I just saw"WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION' starring sue scheff and a cast of thousands. What a fine film.


Hmmm... Movie titles that you could pass off as a sue scheff flick.


"Supersize Me"
"The Yes Men"
"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies."


I like this game! moar!  :tup:
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2009, 12:52:54 AM »
Sue takes it up the ass from the entire state of Texas Part 1, 2, and 3.
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2009, 10:44:25 AM »
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Sue takes it up the ass from the entire state of Texas Part 1, 2, and 3.


You know, I have this thing with trilogies. For some reason, I normally feel that the second film is the one I enjoy the most. Probably because its right at the crest of that story arc. I was like this with the empire strikes back, hellraiser, LOTR, probably others that arent coming to mind. Other trilogies I stick with the first film, (terminator, alien)

With this particular trilogy Im going to have to be true to form and vote that the second one was the best. I mean, it had me sucked in just from the massive crawl of text at the beginning of the flick, just to catch everyone up on whats happened.

unbelievable
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2009, 01:54:35 AM »
Alien- great movie
Aliens 2- fantastic
Aliens 3- Would rather be forced to have sex with a horse than watch that again.
Aliens 4- Please god.. no more.. no more.. no more.

Shocking how they took a great premise and turned it into a clusterfuck with the last two movies.

Aliens Vs Predator - Nicely done, would watch again
Aliens Vs Predator Requiem- I digged it.
Aliens Vs Predator 3 (not yet released) - will suck dongs.
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