I'm having a real hard time trying to give a fuck. Anybody got a spare fuck to lend me so I can give a fuck?
I know exactly what you are saying. Many times I have been on the short end of a blunt with people all around me trying to figure out if I really want to give a fuck or if I even give a fuck at all. Many times when I have a hard time giving a fuck I just try to be honest and tell people that sometimes I just dont give a fuck and this is perfectly acceptable during hard times when you cant give a fuck. Not giving a fuck is much more acceptable than saying you couldn’t give a flying fuck because that means that you really dont care either way and it would be expected that the other person would be offended and respond by telling you to fuck off, which may shock you and force you to think holy fuck I might have fucked up there a bit by being too honest and I am a little fucked up myself. Its best in mixed company that if you really dont give a fuck that you try not to try to pretend to give a fuck because everyone just sees right through you and you end up saying fuck me I’m outta here I couldn’t give a fuck either way. So either way you are fucked. Bottom line Its really hard to borrow a fuck because most of the time people really dont give two shits either way and thats a whole different discussion.
I would really like to lend you a fuck but I generally, as a rule, dont typically give a fuck myself.
