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I DECIDED TO TAKE UP BOWLING
« on: August 01, 2009, 03:15:07 PM »
that pink bottom started flowing that crimson river. ah, geez! i must have pushed a bit too hard, and ruptured and organ.

the life ebbed out of that young little bitch, and i thought...

what the hell, let's go bowling.

so's, eyed!!!

lopped off the little bitches head, and covered it in about 80 coats of lacquer.

after a bit of sanding it looked great!

polished up like a real beauty.

it rolled like a beauty too.

the great part was that i put a finger hole right where the bitches gaping puss had been.

and i put a couple green glowing lights where the eyes had been.

there was a button up the pie hole and every time i shoved my finger in the bitches mouth, her eyes lit up like it was christmas morning!!!

so's eye then took it down to the alley and me and greg, erica, justonemore, and sally geepers played a few games.

they all teamed up with me and my redneck jones sisters.

they kept spoutin' shit like it was a marvel team up. and we wuz goin' down.

i thought it was more like twiggy, carmen, the grand wizard, and sally geepers.

i'll be damned if greg himself wasn't completely thrilled by the site of that little brats eyes lightin' up.

i caught him sticking his finger in her gaping pie hole, more than a few times.

he couldn't resist!!!

the grand wizard kept sayin' things like, he wanted to post it on a stretch of adopt a highway the kkk kept clean of filth on ol' route 66. he said it would scare them niggers all to hell.

i glanced greg's way, and he gave me that pleading -- i'll do anything you say, just promise you won't tell daddy look, and i have to admit, i almost caved in to the wizard.

but the idea of that head rolling down lanes and slammin' into 10 pins was more enticing.

i caught greg one more time shoving his finger up the brats jaw...

seems he likes to play with my balls more than his own!!!

anyway, back to the game...

on my first toss, the ball was curving, green lights a glowin', jaw a gapin', and i'll be damned!!!

a perfect strike.

yer up!!!

don't leave a spare!!!
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Re: I DECIDED TO TAKE UP BOWLING
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2009, 03:25:11 AM »
dump or bump - that is the question.
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Re: I DECIDED TO TAKE UP BOWLING
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2009, 04:49:53 PM »
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