If that MCdonalds coffee spill on lap woman can get a paycheck, why can't I?
Actually, titfuck, she had a valid case. After the McDingbat shoved a cup of coffee into her hands, instead of setting it down on the counter like the jerkface should have, it spilled all over her front and actually burned the fuck out of her genitals. She had to have reconstructive surgery to fix her junk, and she only sued for medical costs, which ran into the thousands.
Probably the most misreported case ever, since the media are all alarmist whores.
Not sure if you've been to mcdonalds, but their coffee is scalding, even now, after they've supposedly lowered the temperature. I drink a lot of coffee at many places, since San Fran is the coffee-house capital of the country, and micky dick's is pretty much undrinkable right out of the pot.
As for your desire for compensation, I wouldn't even give you a Ralph's coupon for your lame attempt at trollery and analogies.
0/10. You fail.
And as for the trailer park cracks, not everyone can afford a house, and class has nothing to do with common sense smarts, just access to privileged education. Think about all of the stupid nitwit fucks who went to private prep schools and live in mansions because they inherited their daddy's fortunes or live off of a fat trust fund.
I fucking hate classist bullshit. Just shows what kind of ignorance people have... people who should know better.