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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2009, 10:53:58 AM »
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2009, 11:06:14 AM »
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2009, 11:08:34 AM »
and don't even ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar...
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you are trying way too hard
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2009, 03:10:43 PM »
wow, this thread is horrible. femanon, please refrain from starting threads until you can come up with something more interesting, or at least worthy of it's own topic. this is just... stupid.
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2009, 06:48:52 PM »
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she knows that.

he.

What? You didnt get briefed on the family secret?

ok fine, here

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ftm


And no... I'm not in any of those pictures.
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2009, 09:30:21 PM »
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she knows that.

he.

What? You didnt get briefed on the family secret?

ok fine, here

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ftm


And no... I'm not in any of those pictures.

honestly you are confusing.... at first I assumed you were a girl, then through reading some of your posts realized you were a guy then you said you were born without a penis and the X chromosome....???.... From what I remember from 8th grade science the egg holds the X chromosome, and the sperm either holds the X or the Y determining the sex.... if the sperm had the X then the DNA would show XX meaning you are a female. So either your sexually confused or you don't know dick about science. either way your fucking riddles are gay.

ooooooooooooooooooh FtM lol are you serious?
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2009, 10:05:02 PM »
Let me explain: Castle is a bio-girl(?) who dresses as a boy, or perhaps is a combo of chromosones that dont fall into either catagory. He's something like the main character from "boys don't cry."

 He hasn't been raped and murdered yet by misguided, lost impoverished types or even frat boys. He lives in San Fransisco, possibly with JT Leroy.
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2009, 01:41:42 AM »
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He hasn't been raped and murdered yet by misguided, lost impoverished types or even frat boys.


A guy can dream.
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2009, 03:25:44 AM »
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He hasn't been raped and murdered yet by misguided, lost impoverished types or even frat boys.


A guy can dream.


You really should have been born a man. A woman wouldn't dream of being gang raped and murdered. What an assinine reply
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2009, 04:02:41 AM »
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He hasn't been raped and murdered yet by misguided, lost impoverished types or even frat boys.


A guy can dream.


You really should have been born a man. A woman wouldn't dream of being gang raped and murdered. What an assinine reply

But men do? You perverts!
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2009, 04:05:31 AM »
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He hasn't been raped and murdered yet by misguided, lost impoverished types or even frat boys.


A guy can dream.


You really should have been born a man. A woman wouldn't dream of being gang raped and murdered. What an assinine reply


You've just been hanging around the wrong women, sweetheart.
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2009, 05:57:36 AM »
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He hasn't been raped and murdered yet by misguided, lost impoverished types or even frat boys.


A guy can dream.


You really should have been born a man. A woman wouldn't dream of being gang raped and murdered. What an assinine reply


You've just been hanging around the wrong women, sweetheart.


Yeah, I guess you're right. ::)  But where are all these women that dream of being murdered? Maybe one of them is your girlfriend, not that anyone would blame her.
And just so you know, if you keep your dick in a drawer and still have your female reproductive organs, you're still a woman sweetheart, no matter how many testosterone injections you give yourself.
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Re: Story Time!
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2009, 10:08:12 PM »
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And just so you know, if you keep your dick in a drawer and still have your female reproductive organs, you're still a woman sweetheart, no matter how many testosterone injections you give yourself.


Too late. The box got yanked last year. Moved from injections to gel years ago. You need to update your tranny monitoring software.

And every guy has their dick in drawers at least part of the day, unless they like to go commando.


but... that's very cute that you think you have insight into this.


Please, tell me more. Lemme grab a beer and my deck chair.
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