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Re: RIP - Michael Joshua Reuben
« Reply #45 on: July 16, 2009, 01:48:31 PM »
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Personally, Who, I don't see what's funny about a dead kid.  Laughing at this family's completely avoidable tragedy is disgusting.

Sadly, this is what many ASR parents do.  They laugh at the deaths of other people's kids.

I think it is more of a chuckle.....  Ha,Ha,Ha is a belly laugh,   He,he,he is a laugh and Hmmmm is an insubordinate chuckle.

Now back on topic:

So out of 1,000 or so at-risk kids which graduated from ASR only 3 have died?

Thats a 99.7 % success rate. Whoever mentioned high correletion was right. I never knew they were that good. I always believed they experienced a lttle better than average but that is really good.

Lets take a look at HLA's success rate. Anyone have a tally of kids who died post program?

Maybe we could rate schools on how successful they are via post graduates... ASR would be at or near the top...SUWS and HLA would be close also. My local highschool would be very low.. seems every month we hear about some teen dieing from an overdose or car crash DUI.
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Re: RIP - Michael Joshua Reuben
« Reply #46 on: July 16, 2009, 01:54:04 PM »
Please start another thread that has something, anything to do with your topic.  This thread is about a dead kid, not TheWho.

I will report this to the moderator for flooding if you insist on repetitive posts.  If you start a thread for your purpose, that's fine, otherwise what you keep flooding here will have to be deleted and your effort will be even more wasted.
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Re: RIP - Michael Joshua Reuben
« Reply #47 on: July 16, 2009, 05:37:21 PM »
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Re: RIP - Michael Joshua Reuben
« Reply #48 on: July 16, 2009, 07:09:10 PM »
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He is listed on the victims page as a survivor from Academy of Swift River.

Thank you....
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Re: RIP - Michael Joshua Reuben
« Reply #49 on: July 16, 2009, 07:22:03 PM »
That brings the success rate from a 99.8% to 99.7 % success rate for ASR.  Does fornits have a similar stat for HLA
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Re: RIP - Michael Joshua Reuben
« Reply #50 on: July 16, 2009, 07:24:22 PM »
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He is listed on the victims page as a survivor from Academy of Swift River.

Thank you....

Seems like about 65% chance that you could survive the place and get to age 25.  Lots of deaths of ASR kids lately.  And that's just the ones who happen to post obits saying they were at ASR.  Probably dozens more we're missing.
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Re: RIP - Michael Joshua Reuben
« Reply #51 on: July 16, 2009, 09:53:41 PM »
Wait Peter, are you saying that ASR gauges their success on whether or not the kid gets out of their program alive? What kind of fucked up programs are you refering to?
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Re: RIP - Michael Joshua Reuben
« Reply #52 on: July 16, 2009, 09:59:19 PM »
Robert Bruce,

You are on bans from speaking on this website. Go play with your "who."
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Re: RIP - Michael Joshua Reuben
« Reply #53 on: July 16, 2009, 10:00:41 PM »
Ah who can forget bans.
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Re: RIP - Michael Joshua Reuben
« Reply #54 on: July 16, 2009, 10:05:00 PM »
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Ah who can forget bans.

Who can forget when you raped little boys who were on bans?
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Re: RIP - Michael Joshua Reuben
« Reply #55 on: July 17, 2009, 07:26:04 AM »
I think you have me confused with another poster here who is a card carrying member of NAMBLA.
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Re: RIP - Michael Joshua Reuben
« Reply #56 on: July 17, 2009, 08:32:07 AM »
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Ah who can forget bans.

Who can forget when you raped little boys who were on bans?

Awww...Looks liek TheWho has finally caved in to his basest urges.  Making light of rape is his favorite pastime.

This is also an indication that he's having a bit of a tantrum from being fully owned again by a program kid. :waaaa:  :waaaa:  :waaaa:  "Link you posts, Robert!  You rape kids, Robert!"  STFU, Who, nobody wants to hear your crying.  Over 16,000 posts of the same nonsense and you're still hammering at it.  Don't you see why you have no friends, no kids and no life yet?
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Re: RIP - Michael Joshua Reuben
« Reply #57 on: July 21, 2009, 05:45:08 PM »
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Ah who can forget bans.

Who can forget when you raped little boys who were on bans?

Awww...Looks liek TheWho has finally caved in to his basest urges.  Making light of rape is his favorite pastime.

This is also an indication that he's having a bit of a tantrum from being fully owned again by a program kid. :waaaa:  :waaaa:  :waaaa:  "Link you posts, Robert!  You rape kids, Robert!"  STFU, Who, nobody wants to hear your crying.  Over 16,000 posts of the same nonsense and you're still hammering at it.  Don't you see why you have no friends, no kids and no life yet?

Good question, but I think you know the answer already...
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Re: RIP - Michael Joshua Reuben
« Reply #58 on: July 22, 2009, 10:59:06 AM »
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Ah who can forget bans.

Who can forget when you raped little boys who were on bans?

Awww...Looks liek TheWho has finally caved in to his basest urges.  Making light of rape is his favorite pastime.

This is also an indication that he's having a bit of a tantrum from being fully owned again by a program kid. :waaaa:  :waaaa:  :waaaa:  "Link you posts, Robert!  You rape kids, Robert!"  STFU, Who, nobody wants to hear your crying.  Over 16,000 posts of the same nonsense and you're still hammering at it.  Don't you see why you have no friends, no kids and no life yet?

Know what's wrong with fornits? It's not whooter. It's people like you, the losers who obsess over whooter... that is what has ruined fornits. What sane persons refers to themselves as a program kid anyways, you are probably 45 years old.

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Don't you see why you have no friends, no kids and no life yet?

You must be projecting, becase if you have friends, kids or a life you would not give a crap about what whooter is posting on fornits. You know how you view whooter? That's how the rest of fornits sees you.
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Re: RIP - Michael Joshua Reuben
« Reply #59 on: July 22, 2009, 12:08:54 PM »
^^Whooter^^  FYI
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