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I think I puked up my asshole.. medical advice please..
« on: November 02, 2008, 09:47:59 PM »
So I went out last night and got assholed. We were playing some chinese drinking game that involves dice. The last thing I remember doing was crawling out of a cab and ordering two mu jo ru (meat sandwiches) and eating them on the way home.

I don't remember arriving home, or lying down to sleep on my dirty laundry pile in the corner.

Kind of a weird place for a night of sleep given I have a nice bed and all.

But.. that isn't the point..

This morning I blew chunks with some serious force. I was getting worried that I might need to go to the hospital. The puke was red and nasty at first.

I kind of thought I might be puking blood, but it occurred to me that mu jo ru has a red pepper seasoning sprinkled all over it.

I stopped puking, rinsed out my mouth, drank some water, brushed my teeth cleaned the bathroom, and walked back to get into my bed for a change when I started puking again.

This time it came out bright nasty yellow. It stunk like asshole to. I'm lying down now drinking water and eating peanuts(it is the only thing I fancy at the moment, or have.. lol.)

I keep getting the sensation to puke.

Is this bad?
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Re: I think I puked up my asshole.. medical advice please..
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2008, 10:22:43 PM »
This is not good. You should either go on the wagon or come to Monessen where that kind of behavior is considered the norm.
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Re: I think I puked up my asshole.. medical advice please..
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2008, 10:49:23 PM »
I drank some grape kool-aid of all things and that took care of the yellow problem. Now its grape colored sorta.. weird looking shit. Feeling better now.. just had to get up the last bit of whatever that was bothering me.
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Re: I think I puked up my asshole.. medical advice please..
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2008, 12:41:37 AM »
The yellow stuff is bile. That in and of itself is not necessarily bad; it usually doesn't back up into your stomach, however. When it does, it makes you nauseous; might make you puke (as you did). Bile tastes really bitter, in case you remember that. The stomach doesn't like it, and tries to get rid of it as quickly as possible, which is generally regurgitation.

For bile to leak back up into your stomach (it's usually released into the small intestinal area, just past the stomach), means that something went awry in the normal sequence of digestion, e.g., rancid meat or fats in food products, contaminated food (food poisoning), and undoubtedly exasperated by excess alcohol still in the stomach. The stomach might try to get that stuff passed on quicker than it ordinarily would, hence the exit to duodenum might be "looser" than ideal, therefor the back up of the bile. Bile secretion is stimulated by high fat, protein, and/or acidic elements in the stomach. It is a normal and essential part of your digestive system, just not in your stomach.

The best thing to eat when you have drunk too much alcohol is complex carbohydrates, e.g. bread, rice, etc. These don't stimulate bile production (at least not as much), soak up the excess alcohol, and are fairly innocuous passing through your system. Drinking lots of water helps too.
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Re: I think I puked up my asshole.. medical advice please..
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2008, 12:57:17 AM »
Well I'm in China so I wouldn't be to surprised if it turned out that I ate some spoiled meat. We were swilling down some of the grossest beer ever with meat skewers by the dozen before we hit the clubs. Not exactly a center of hygiene in this remote corner of the world.
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« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2008, 01:08:13 AM »
Drink lots of water. Tea, too. The tannin in the tea seems to help calm your stomach down a bit (too much tannin may make you puke more, though).
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« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2008, 01:32:29 AM »
Thank you Meester Bear! I'll do just that.
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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2008, 02:36:52 PM »
I was sick like that once. It was food poisoning. I went to the hospital, and got 2 liters of fluids. Sorry you're so sick!
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Re: I think I puked up my asshole.. medical advice please..
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2008, 05:10:30 PM »
Quote from: "Che Gookin"
So I went out last night and got assholed. We were playing some chinese drinking game that involves dice. The last thing I remember doing was crawling out of a cab and ordering two mu jo ru (meat sandwiches) and eating them on the way home.

I don't remember arriving home, or lying down to sleep on my dirty laundry pile in the corner.

Kind of a weird place for a night of sleep given I have a nice bed and all.

But.. that isn't the point..

This morning I blew chunks with some serious force. I was getting worried that I might need to go to the hospital. The puke was red and nasty at first.

I kind of thought I might be puking blood, but it occurred to me that mu jo ru has a red pepper seasoning sprinkled all over it.

I stopped puking, rinsed out my mouth, drank some water, brushed my teeth cleaned the bathroom, and walked back to get into my bed for a change when I started puking again.

This time it came out bright nasty yellow. It stunk like asshole to. I'm lying down now drinking water and eating peanuts(it is the only thing I fancy at the moment, or have.. lol.)

I keep getting the sensation to puke.

Is this bad?

Not if you were eating hot steaming platefuls of dog shit for Miller Newton.
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« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2008, 11:46:36 PM »
Webdiva.. I told you before that there is no way we are gonna get together for that bukkake party. You are just going to find another bunch of dudes to jizz all over you.
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Re: I think I puked up my asshole.. medical advice please..
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2008, 11:47:24 PM »
Quote from: "CCM girl 1989"
I was sick like that once. It was food poisoning. I went to the hospital, and got 2 liters of fluids. Sorry you're so sick!

thanks dudette and I'm fine today. Just put me under the weather for a day.
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Re: I think I puked up my asshole.. medical advice please..
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2008, 12:00:49 AM »
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Webdiva.. I told you before that there is no way we are gonna get together for that bukkake party. You are just going to find another bunch of dudes to jizz all over you.

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Re: I think I puked up my asshole.. medical advice please..
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2008, 10:56:10 AM »
Quote from: "Che Gookin"
So I went out last night and got assholed. We were playing some chinese drinking game that involves dice. The last thing I remember doing was crawling out of a cab and ordering two mu jo ru (meat sandwiches) and eating them on the way home.

I don't remember arriving home, or lying down to sleep on my dirty laundry pile in the corner.

Kind of a weird place for a night of sleep given I have a nice bed and all.

But.. that isn't the point..

This morning I blew chunks with some serious force. I was getting worried that I might need to go to the hospital. The puke was red and nasty at first.

I kind of thought I might be puking blood, but it occurred to me that mu jo ru has a red pepper seasoning sprinkled all over it.

I stopped puking, rinsed out my mouth, drank some water, brushed my teeth cleaned the bathroom, and walked back to get into my bed for a change when I started puking again.

This time it came out bright nasty yellow. It stunk like asshole to. I'm lying down now drinking water and eating peanuts(it is the only thing I fancy at the moment, or have.. lol.)

I keep getting the sensation to puke.

Is this bad?



Ok...rule number one.

If you eat street food in China and then wonder why you got sick...you are an idiot.

If you then post about it after you get sick and wonder " is this bad?" you prove without a doubt that you are a idiot.

You have lived here long enough to know better. Or maybe you were just looking for something stupid to post.

Either way...you are an idiot.
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Re: I think I puked up my asshole.. medical advice please..
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2008, 12:09:46 AM »
Niggah puhlease.. I've eaten street food all over the world and haven't gotten sick. Considering the amount of beer I poured down my throat that night as well I'm hard pressed to pin the blame completely on some weird piece of meat considering I found out later on that everyone that went out with me were all puking wrecks the next day as well and not all of them ate the rat on a stick or mua jia ria.


What I wanted to know is if puking up yellow shit that smells like your asshole is a bad thing. That was a first for me.
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