There is so much shit going on that we really ought to have a pool going.
Over/under on:
Economy
1. Cost of a Gallon of Gas on October 16th, 2009.
1.2 Cost of a gallon of milk on October 16th, 2009.
1.3 Profit margin increase/decrease for the top 5 Oil companies in 2009 (relative to 2008).
1.4 Dow gain/loss for the next business day.
2. Highest & lowest daily/weekly Dow gain and loss.
3. Official Recession date.
4. Official recovery date.
5. Euro currency folds.
Election
1. Obama or McSame - including "win by' percentage
2. Vote recount necessity.
3. If Mcsame wins - days until Palin blows him Clinton style in the oval office.
4. Color of Palin's dress on blow Mcsame day.
War on Terror
1. Bin laden capture date.
2. Date republicans admit Iraq was a colossal fuck up.
3. Next domestic attack - date and means.
4. Date that US government officially recognizes that this is a holy war and all this 'war on terror' fodder was a sly way of staving off the truth.
Potpourri
1.TTI Program bankruptcy dates.
2. Date Tom Cruise divorces and remarries another brain dead celebrity.
3. Date Xenu lands.
4. Divorce settlement amount for Guy Ritchie.
5. Date Canada becomes America's northern parking lot annex .
6. more on it's way....
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