Author Topic: Sembler's former Penis Pump comments on election (Read 1457 times)

Anonymous · « **on:** October 15, 2008, 06:51:50 PM »

I think Sarah is hot like Marlene McCord. But as dumb as as Alaska snow.

My vote is not based upon anything factual "issues" in the United States such as the economy, or the fake Iraq War.

It's based upon the fact that Sarah and Marlene look just like each other and it would be wonderful if I had two girlfriends at the same time, so if McCain/Palin lose the election she will have a great deal of time off and her and I can date.

Vote for anyone but Semblers buddy McCain.

He and I parted ways when he had his maid throw me in the trash

Anonymous · « **Reply #1 on:** October 22, 2008, 09:20:05 AM »

So I find out today Sarah Palin has gone on a $150,000 shopping spree and did not buy me a damn thing.

I needed a new "tube" and some "rubbers".

I am so wore out that an upgrade would have been nice.

Or she could have used that money to buy me back.

Well I expect to be making the internet, TV and newpaper circut again soon, see you then.

Anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** October 31, 2008, 04:42:24 PM »

Happy Halloween and to anyone opening another "Straight" well lets just say that "fat lady" has not sung yet on me.

Anonymous · « **Reply #3 on:** November 01, 2008, 07:27:30 PM »

Soon the Semblers will not control the government any longer.

Yes they will have their little buddies and so forth and Crist who did drugs with Brent Sembler and was in the SEED to pull thier chains. I could go on abou the relationship but it ends here. (For now that is)

Why do you think Charlie counld not "vet" out as VP? (They never planned on making him VP, it was just to get votes)

Their relatives and associates will not either.

Sher brings disgrace on MLB as it is not subject to anti-trust laws as all other comapnies in the U.S.A.

His company is under F.B.I. (Sembler Co.) investigation.

Sher is a disgrace to MLB and the whole stadium idea is out the window now the "Rays" have proven they can in 10 years win a national title in their currect location.

I intend to be for sale again soon.

Why?

Because it's the right thing to do, peace out, the Penis Pump

Anonymous · « **Reply #4 on:** November 01, 2008, 07:32:26 PM »

Presently I am @ an un-disclosed location with Dick "C" shoot me in the face VP while drinking beer and "duck hunting".

Any of you would have been charge with a serious crime at the least if you shoot your friend in the face while holding a firearm thinking they were a duck.

Soon I will return to the stage.

Get ready I went with Sarah Palin and bought some new cloths, Penis PUmp

Anonymous · « **Reply #5 on:** November 01, 2008, 07:38:02 PM »

I really want to shop with Marlene McCord @ Sears on Mel's credit card.

I know the cloths make me look "cheap".

But hell. I claim homestead exemption on a house (condos) I don't even live in.

I promise to wear something nice when the new web site comes out.

Please, what do you think as a "penis Pump" I should wear?

I am white, with a gauage that can hit "the red zone" for the right guy.

Always wondered what happended if we hit the 'red zone". Penis Pump

Anonymous · « **Reply #6 on:** November 12, 2008, 12:18:21 PM »

I will be sold soon at a private individual.

Then it's anyone's guess what will happen to me?

Maybe I could do a late night gig like the John Stewart show?

Glad to see Sembler's Evil Empire is crumbling around him, not only in politics but in real estate.

Someone will tag him on the 527 deal and get the $100,000.

He won't be able to get pardoned because Obama will be in office for 8 years.

Enjoy court Mel.

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