Let's Party On Miller Newton's Grave!

[Anonymous]

Seems like the ol' Child Abuse Guru might not be too long for this world.  With any luck, his remaining days will be filled with agonizing pain, and the knowledge that he is reviled and hated by his former victims.

I'd like to have a party on Miller Newton's grave, I think it would be a good way for survivors of his abuse to gain a sense of "closure" (as the psychobabblists call it) and as a way to express our victory over his abuse of us.  Once he has finally made his (long overdue) exit from the land of the living, we will all be able to celebrate the fact that Miller Newton will never be able to abuse a kid again.

We should dance on his grave, we should piss on his grave, we should shit on his grave (in that order, I don't wanna have to scrape your turds off of my dancing shoes....), and we should leave little smiley-face stickers on his tombstone next to the death date.

We should celebrate the fact that Virgil Miller "Fr. Cassian" Newton will no longer be able to torture kids, con their families, or perpetuate the abuse that he has participated in.  We should loudly mock and ridicule those that are saddened by his demise, for they are truly our enemies, and the enemies of all decent and compassionate people the world over, particularly those who have suffered at the hands of abusers like Muiller Newton.

I think a nice graveside celebration, followed by a "glad-he's-gone-and-hope-there's-a-Hell-so-he'll-burn-in-it" party at a local watering hole.  We can get  copies of his obituary made and frame them, Hell, we can even write obituaries of him ourselves!

Here's an example of one, to help inspire you:

Noted child abuse and self-styled substance-abuse treatment guru Virgil Miller "Father Cassian" Newton died today, giving joy to many of his former victims.  Newton, who achieved notoriety in the 80s and 90s as the Main Child Abuser and Con-Man-in-Chief at Straight, Inc., and KIDS of NJ, abused thousands of children and adolescents and ruined familes while ripping them off monetarily as part of his fraudulent "treatment" methods for teenagers.  He was successfully sued by many former victims, although the extent of his crimes warranted far greater penalties.  His death was welcomed and celebrated by many, and it is assured that his grave site will be well-fertilized for years to come.

[Anonymous]

not tryin to crash the plan, but what if he's cremated, or worse, he gets into one of them faulty airliners over the ocean and disappears? That would be terrible!!! No piss, no shit, just dancing?   We must have contingencies for this sort of thing. Or, we'll just have to wait and see

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[Anonymous]

not tryin to crash the plan, but what if he's cremated, or worse, he gets into one of them faulty airliners over the ocean and disappears? That would be terrible!!! No piss, no shit, just dancing?   We must have contingencies for this sort of thing. Or, we'll just have to wait and see

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Ash Dust,

You bring up some interesting points.  Perhaps, if he is cremated, we can "just" have a party where we burn Miller Newton in effigy, lighting joints from the flames as we laugh about poor Ruthie and how hard it will be for her to pay for her stylish Dorothy Hammill hairdos since the ol' Child-Abuser-In-Chief's demise.  

At this point, though, all we can do is wait on the glorious day of Virgil's demise, and hope that he is suffering pain until then.

Let the Miller Newton deathwatch begin!

[Anonymous]

I wonder if Mel's penis pump will attend the party?

[Anonymous]

I wonder if Mel's penis pump will attend the party?

No, Mel has said many times that he wants Miller Newton to be buried with it, since once Miller is dead, Mel will have no use for it anymore.

[Anonymous]

Since they came out with Viagra Mel did not need it anymore so he had his maid throw it out for him.

Betty never knew about it until Bradbury put it for sale and the Sp Times contacted their kids about the classified ad Bradbury placed.

As at the time the Semblers were in Italy.

Marlene McCord, Mel's longtime "Secretary" got the call first about it while in Italy.

McCord lives 2 floors from Charlie Crist in the same building.  Her monthly condo fee alone is over $700 and for her birthday in 2004 she received a lexus paid for in full.

Wonder who as been paying for all this stuff for her?

She also claimed homestead on a property she was not living in.

So they had no choice but to tell Betty about it then because the Sp Times was going to write about it, or let Betty find out about it for herself in the Sp Times.

Our guess is the pump was never intended for use with Betty but quite possibly someone else.

But that is just a guess.

Have you seen Betty, one ugly and nasty woman.

Can't blame Mel if he's cheating on her, or not?

[Anonymous]

That's not Marlene McCord, that's Miller Newton in drag.

[Anonymous]

I'LL BE THERE!!!!