Program vets once again demonstrating why we get more or less absolutely nothing accomplished. It comes as no surprise to me that parents, outsiders, and a variety of vets themselves no longer bother posting here. This place has long since slid into a shit hole.
Whatever... shit, he's even more of a pain now that he's banned..maybe we should un-ban him so he'll shut the hell up and go back to his usual "spamming" or whatever. I honestly don't give a flyin' fuck either way... just make it stop...please... make it STOP!! 
Now now Frod, "shit" is good binnis!! Why, I have made myself a handy dandy good living doing a little binnis on the side! Land sakes, fella, there's a tidy lil market out there for some good quality organic fertilizer. Ya just gotta know how to market it. These days, everybody's into some gorilla marketing, even the big players, and I'm not about to snub my nose at a good way to make a buck.
Why, I've even been hanging around the Ferrets forum for the last couple of years, gaining their trust and tolerance. I pitch in my posts whenever I can in between my other work and I've become a real regular presence there! The ferrets are of the mind that all binnis is bad binnis, but I keep making my point that there's good binnis-makers out there, and there's bad binnis-makers out there.
In particular, BEAR-Binnis® is the
best binnis out on the market! Bears have been listening closely to ferret parents' concerns and have changed their product to accommodate market pressure. Bears believe in a scientifically based application of the latest binnis developments on the cutting edge of binnis technology and production. To bolster my contentions, I provide a large Excell sheet link in my signature: FART Facts - The Matrix. In fact, I have studiously entered
so much data that it would be difficult for any being with the average ferret's attention span to wade through it all in one sitting, let alone make any sense of it and realize I culled it all from
Little Pinko Riding Hood and
Goldi-locked Fingers, but it sure looks impressive!
'Course, I ain't altering my diet for no honky lard-butts, but that would be impolite of me to discuss.
Lately, I've even taken to starting intelligent-sounding discussions with themes of "What makes ideal binnis?" and "Can you blame it on the binnis, or is the ferret at fault?" and "It's the bad binnis-makers that give good binnis a bad name."
From time to time, ferret-parents wander on the forum and I make my private email ever so available:
BearBinnis@goodmaul.com. I counsel them on how to spot the differences between good binnis and bad binnis, and how BEAR-Binnis® is the
best binnis out on the market, and I often make a sale.
So... my dear friend Frod, or was that frond Fred... dear me, I can't remember who I was talking to... won't you re-consider? Opting for some good binnis, that is, BEAR-Binnis®, may well be the most difficult decision of your life, but it's liable to reap the most meaningful rewards for your entire family for decades to come!! Your ferret's future is at stake! Without BEAR-Binnis®, they may well end up deadinsaneorinjail and you
really wouldn't want that on your conscience now, would you?!
