Author Topic: China Travel  (Read 6102 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
China Travel
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2008, 04:42:59 PM »
beer in a plastic bag? lol. like a flimsy can, e.g boxed wine minus the box, or just like a ziplock filled with beer? thats funny....i bet if you shake it around, it'll explode.

but technically, it's not beer. REAL bear uses hops, malted barley, yeast, and water. asian beer (most american beer too), use a combination of starches like rice and wheat, along with artificial flavors and other chemicals to mask the lack of quality, with an excuse for what could maybe possibly resemble water; which disqualifies it from being a real beer, and turns it into a "generic fermented beverage". budwieser, the worst offender of all...is not actually even beer by any definition. it's not really brewed. they make a concentrate through some sort of fermentation-free brewing process,  and then dilute it with ethanol-fortified carbonated water. if you ask me, i find bud, coors, natty's light, etc. the equivalent of drinking an alcoholic horse's piss.


i went to chinatown today, and after a shower i can still smell fish.
have fun che, just watch out.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline dishdutyfugitive

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 1105
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
    • http://www.foxmovies.com/fightclub/
China Travel
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2008, 05:43:56 PM »
The reason your shower didn't work is cuz you drank 3 bags of beer and ended up using seabass flavored soap .
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
China Travel
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2008, 09:37:41 PM »
If contraception and education were available to women in Africa and other impoverished places, certainly many of them would want to use it.

Many of them cannot say "no" to their husbands demands for sex, due to cultural issues, ect... I have heard that there are clinics in central america where women go to obain birth control, which they desperately want, but they say they cannot tell their husbands they went.  

I'm not suggesting forced sterilization.  Just widespread availability with comprehensive sex education.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline dishdutyfugitive

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 1105
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
    • http://www.foxmovies.com/fightclub/
China Travel
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2008, 09:47:15 PM »
I see your point.

I'm not trying to rip on you but I've been to South Africa and that "educate the masses" shit doesnt' work. Well, I should say it doesn't work like you think it should/would.

For example, a sex education campaign that, in your mind should take 2 years to implement will take at least 20 years to implement there.

I loved it there and want the best for those folk but it's the truth.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
been there
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2008, 09:19:09 PM »
i have been to china and loved it. the chinese know whats up. and i had a great time. so the government stinks, but the USA fucked me over and the worst that would have happened to me in china would have been a life of poverty. and the person who has such negative comments about china. have you been there? no, so you don't have much room to talk buddy.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
been there
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2008, 09:19:34 PM »
i have been to china and loved it. the chinese know whats up. and i had a great time. so the government stinks, but the USA fucked me over and the worst that would have happened to me in china would have been a life of poverty. and the person who has such negative comments about china. have you been there? no, so you don't have much room to talk buddy.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Che Gookin

  • Global Moderator
  • Newbie
  • *****
  • Posts: 4241
  • Karma: +11/-3
    • View Profile
China Travel
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2008, 04:38:56 AM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
beer in a plastic bag? lol. like a flimsy can, e.g boxed wine minus the box, or just like a ziplock filled with beer? thats funny....i bet if you shake it around, it'll explode.

but technically, it's not beer. REAL bear uses hops, malted barley, yeast, and water. asian beer (most american beer too), use a combination of starches like rice and wheat, along with artificial flavors and other chemicals to mask the lack of quality, with an excuse for what could maybe possibly resemble water; which disqualifies it from being a real beer, and turns it into a "generic fermented beverage". budwieser, the worst offender of all...is not actually even beer by any definition. it's not really brewed. they make a concentrate through some sort of fermentation-free brewing process,  and then dilute it with ethanol-fortified carbonated water. if you ask me, i find bud, coors, natty's light, etc. the equivalent of drinking an alcoholic horse's piss.


i went to chinatown today, and after a shower i can still smell fish.
have fun che, just watch out.


I'll keep an eye or two open.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Che Gookin

  • Global Moderator
  • Newbie
  • *****
  • Posts: 4241
  • Karma: +11/-3
    • View Profile
Re: been there
« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2008, 04:49:24 AM »
Quote from: ""been to china""
i have been to china and loved it. the chinese know whats up. and i had a great time. so the government stinks, but the USA fucked me over and the worst that would have happened to me in china would have been a life of poverty. and the person who has such negative comments about china. have you been there? no, so you don't have much room to talk buddy.


What if the smack talker is Canadian???
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline dishdutyfugitive

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 1105
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
    • http://www.foxmovies.com/fightclub/
China Travel
« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2008, 03:25:10 PM »
take off eh.

it's not called canada anymore - it's kanukistan. figures a yank like you wouldn't know about world events.

now go do as maynard from tool does - face the back wall and sing with your back to the audience.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Che Gookin

  • Global Moderator
  • Newbie
  • *****
  • Posts: 4241
  • Karma: +11/-3
    • View Profile
China Travel
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2008, 06:41:16 PM »
How about I go to the concession stand and get another beer cause I can't sing worth a damn anyway eh?
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline dishdutyfugitive

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 1105
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
    • http://www.foxmovies.com/fightclub/
China Travel
« Reply #40 on: January 12, 2008, 08:39:57 PM »
to the beer garden - godspeed
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Che Gookin

  • Global Moderator
  • Newbie
  • *****
  • Posts: 4241
  • Karma: +11/-3
    • View Profile
China Travel
« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2008, 09:56:10 PM »
Thanks.. Whew... I was worried for a minute that I'd actually have to sing.

I'll perish the thought with a well poured brew.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline dishdutyfugitive

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 1105
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
    • http://www.foxmovies.com/fightclub/
China Travel
« Reply #42 on: January 12, 2008, 10:18:53 PM »
che

please make asian ipod nosebud girl go away.

it's been long enough.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Che Gookin

  • Global Moderator
  • Newbie
  • *****
  • Posts: 4241
  • Karma: +11/-3
    • View Profile
China Travel
« Reply #43 on: January 12, 2008, 10:24:05 PM »
Well.. I'll take requests then..


mamooth titties being displayed with bra..

titties nearly falling out of dress after sneeze..

spinning japanese girl with camel toe.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline dishdutyfugitive

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 1105
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
    • http://www.foxmovies.com/fightclub/
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »