That show is soooo hilarious cuz the losers who get arrested are SUCH RETARDS!
Most common scenario:
Mr. Cop: "Mind if I check your bag?"
Mr. Crack Head: "Go ahead if you want."
Mr. Cop: (after having completed search of aforementioned bag) "Put your hands behind your back. You're under arrest."
Mr. Crack Head: "Uh, Why?"
Mr. Cop: "Cuz there are like, illegal substances and stuff, like, um, crack pipes and other cool illegal crack items IN THE BAG YOU JUST GAVE ME PERMISSION TO SEARCH."
Attention Possesors Of Illegal Substances and All Other Illegal Stuff:
DO NOT. I repeat: DO NOT give Mr. Cop permission to search any vehicle, suitcase, prada purse, Gucci tot bag etc. that contains illegal stuff. When Mr. Cop asks, Just Say "NO"!
I actually watched one ep. where a teenage illegal-substance-possesor said, "I don't have any drugs in my car
and if you don't believe me you can look."
DUUUUUHHHHH!!!! WTF have those losers been smoking?
