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« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2007, 10:37:39 PM »
If she changed her mind she'd make it all about her and have a fucking OPRAH SPECIAL about how oprah deals with admitting her faults and forgiving HERSELF.

FUCK. OPRAH.

WE NEED REAL JOURNALISM. Sadly, that boils it down to lou dobbs and the daily show/colbert report.

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« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2007, 10:50:32 PM »
colbert is god
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« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2007, 10:57:12 PM »
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colbert is god

I want him to be the one who "makes me a woman."
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« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2007, 11:08:34 PM »
I've always believed we will see Oprah exposed as a white man from Nebraska who is doing a Ms. Doubtfire style black woman media icon impersonation.

Dr. Phil I believe will be finally exposed as a wife beater. Oh wait.. that has already happened.
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« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2007, 01:17:54 AM »
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I've always believed we will see Oprah exposed as a white man from Nebraska who is doing a Ms. Doubtfire style black woman media icon impersonation.

Dr. Phil I believe will be finally exposed as a wife beater. Oh wait.. that has already happened.


Dr. Phil's forums got pwned hard a while ago, with an exploit redirecting users to Fornits for a time. Many lulz were had by all.
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« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2007, 06:12:08 AM »
I'm feeling ill please no more saying the word Oprah.

She's on the top of my top list of top 10 whoreclowns.

1. Nancy Grace
2. Oprah
3. Hillary Clinton
4. caroline wolf - CEDU
5. Stacy Wasserman - CEDU
6. Carmen Earle - CEDU
7. Dr. Phil - he's such an impotent fuck he qualifies as a chick.
8. Dr. Laura Schlezenger
9. Anne Coulter. (Stop touching your hair and join the army infantry)
10. Madonna & Angeline Jolie's types who want to 'adopt the world' and speak in fake british accents.

I hope oprah's retarded School in Africa fails sooner than later. What a farce. These talking heads in the media are sucking big corporate cock. They don't give a fuck about anything besides ratings, profit and becoming more of a hollywood legend.

The correct forum would be frontline.
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« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2007, 08:38:23 AM »
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I've always believed we will see Oprah exposed as a white man from Nebraska who is doing a Ms. Doubtfire style black woman media icon impersonation.

Dr. Phil I believe will be finally exposed as a wife beater. Oh wait.. that has already happened.

Dr. Phil's forums got pwned hard a while ago, with an exploit redirecting users to Fornits for a time. Many lulz were had by all.

Really? Did anyone from there post here? I must say I have no recollection of this, but then, my brain has been ravaged by illicit substances.
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« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2007, 09:54:17 AM »
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Quote from: ""Che Gookin""
I've always believed we will see Oprah exposed as a white man from Nebraska who is doing a Ms. Doubtfire style black woman media icon impersonation.

Dr. Phil I believe will be finally exposed as a wife beater. Oh wait.. that has already happened.

Dr. Phil's forums got pwned hard a while ago, with an exploit redirecting users to Fornits for a time. Many lulz were had by all.


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« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2007, 06:04:50 PM »
add to the list of whoreclowns:

-women who dress in fur coats and prada bags as if there going to the operah every day
-women who live on park avenue
-women who live in Boca Raton

i think you also forgot Sue Scheff
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« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2007, 02:35:35 PM »
My bad. In the realm of TBS she's a first round draft pick...


Who else wanted to dunk oprah in a port a potty when she lambasted James Frey for his white lies regarding m.l.pieces?
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« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2007, 02:39:51 PM »
Do the young women at Oprah's S. Africa school engage in diamond-mining therapy? I hear that's really popular in that part of the world. Pretty dangerous too, but as they say, what doesn't kill ya makes you stronger.
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« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2007, 04:32:22 PM »
The over under for Oprahs' school running itself into the ground?

3 years

Think "lord of the flies" meets "beverly hillbillies".

Oprah's money would be better spent hiring the Orkin Army to rid Zimbabwe of the most virulent modern pest that infests southern africa - Robert Mugabe. It makes me sick that we sit idly by and let him destroy Zimbabwe and all the while the US media focuses on how great Oprah is with her buttfuck of a school......
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« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2007, 09:30:19 PM »
Actually, Oprah would be a good litmus test as to the quality of the book.

For example: if she likes it, it is a piece of shit.


If it makes her nervous, good.
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« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2007, 12:25:25 AM »
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Actually, Oprah would be a good litmus test as to the quality of the book.

For example: if she likes it, it is a piece of shit.


If it makes her nervous, good.


Fuck the rose, I Want the thorns?  :D
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