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Offline Nihilanthic

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« on: October 24, 2007, 08:55:59 PM »
Lets say you broke your arm, and I get rich and open a Program Hospital.

Now, in a regular hospital, they'd do triage, take insurance info, x-ray, maybe immunizations or tetanus shots, blah blah blah, set the bones, cast it or use traction, give you some pain pills if necessary, and send you on your way.

In a PROGRAM hospital, you'd go into "intake" where I would berate you and grille you while strip searching you with other people with broken arms in casts about the bad choices you made that resulted in your broken arm, and choosing to be there, accordingly. Then you'd be given ill fitting, dirty clothes and be given an oldcomer to lead you around the program.

Eventually, I'd set the arm and give you a cast, and I would have gotten your insurance info after I had the escorts kidnap you and throw you into the ambulance   rofl:

So you'd go up the levels and then I'd call in some creep to do seminars about the bad choices you made and how you hurt your loved ones and were a drain on the system by breaking your arm, and make you do emotional growth work. If you didn't cooperate I'd make you stay longer or restrain you.

After several months you'd complete the program, get the cast taken off, and go home! Oh, and using a coat hangar to scratch under the cast is a Cat4 offence!
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CCMGirl on program restraints: "DON\'T TAZ ME BRO!!!!!"

TheWho on program survivors: "From where I sit I see all the anit-program[sic] people doing all the complaining and crying."

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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2007, 09:01:38 PM »
What did you smoke before posting this? What do I need to smoke to understand this?!!! This makes no sense whatsoever to me!
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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2007, 09:01:43 PM »




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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2007, 09:12:57 PM »
Niles, is that you??????????
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2007, 09:13:33 PM »
I love how you can't find out what is wrong with my hospital, CCM.

I think I should send out the ambulance before you break your arm with your poor decision making. YOU'LL BE DEAD INSANE OR IN A CAST IN NO TIME!

But don't worry, we have a good wilderness component before the program begins in the hospital's walls, of course.



Exercise and the open air is great for therapy. Note how happy she looks! Also, risk of runaway and self injury is minimized with minimal use of restraints!

Now, if someone gets too uppity, and she has to go into seclusion...



We're humane, and also make sure she can't spit on anyone! isn't that curious to our well trained staff?

And, of course, before they're released, they have to demonstrate what they learned.

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CCMGirl on program restraints: "DON\'T TAZ ME BRO!!!!!"

TheWho on program survivors: "From where I sit I see all the anit-program[sic] people doing all the complaining and crying."

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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2007, 09:23:09 PM »
Stop Niles, you're getting me hot LOL!!!! Dude, grow up!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2007, 09:23:41 PM »
I'll make you scream like those apes  :D
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CCMGirl on program restraints: "DON\'T TAZ ME BRO!!!!!"

TheWho on program survivors: "From where I sit I see all the anit-program[sic] people doing all the complaining and crying."

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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2007, 09:28:54 PM »
My computer didn't allow that nonsense, thank god! BTW, I don't appreciate you posting that picture of me. I wasn't even wearing my matching socks you jerk.
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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2007, 09:29:29 PM »
Alas, I really did wonder if mom was sucking pops off before she kissed me goodnight.

Good show, old bean.
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« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2007, 10:06:15 PM »
Quote from: ""Nihilanthic""
I love how you can't find out what is wrong with my hospital, CCM.

I think I should send out the ambulance before you break your arm with your poor decision making. YOU'LL BE DEAD INSANE OR IN A CAST IN NO TIME!

But don't worry, we have a good wilderness component before the program begins in the hospital's walls, of course.



Exercise and the open air is great for therapy. Note how happy she looks! Also, risk of runaway and self injury is minimized with minimal use of restraints!

Now, if someone gets too uppity, and she has to go into seclusion...



We're humane, and also make sure she can't spit on anyone! isn't that curious to our well trained staff?

And, of course, before they're released, they have to demonstrate what they learned.






More rape fantasy from Niles, big surprise!!! LOL
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« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2007, 10:18:12 PM »
It just shows how immature he is, and how much he hurts this site by posting such things.
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« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2007, 10:21:17 PM »
Quote from: ""CCM girl 1989""
It just shows how immature he is, and how much he hurts this site by posting such things.


I like how you've yet to tell me why running a hospital like a program is just as stupid as running a place that is supposed to help kids like a program.
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« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2007, 10:23:49 PM »
Stick a sock in it, CCM.  You are a traitor to all survivors of program abuse, most of all your alma mater, WWASPS.
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« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2007, 10:27:06 PM »
Stick a COCK IN IT, CCM CUNT.

Ignore this whore who sucked and fucked her way to an easy program life, while her peers suffered in the trenches.

CCM IS a traitor to all other WWASPS survivors. They are killing themselves in droves while she laughs.  :roll:

IGNORE THE TROLLS AND THE BRAINWASHED
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« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2007, 10:27:44 PM »
Hey baby, wake up from your asleep.
We have arrived on to the future and the whole world is become...

Electronik, supersonik. Supersonik, electronik.

Hey baby, ride with me away.
We doesn't have much time.
My blue jeans is tight,
So on to my love rocket climb.
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel but love,
Above us, there is nothing above
But the stars above.
All systems gone, prepare for downcount!
5
4
3
1!
Offblast!

Fly away in my space rocket.
You no need put money in my pocket.
The door is closed I just lock it.
(Hah!) I put my spark plug in your socket (Hah! Ha ha hah!)

The sun in sky is bright like fire!
You and me gets higher and higher.
Heart of communication fire!
Only thing can stop us is flat tire.

(Hah! Hah! Ha ha hah!)

Hey love crusader, I want to be your space invader.
For you I will descend the deepest moon crater.
I is most stronger than darth vapor.
Obey me, I is your new dictator.

For you is Venus, I am Mars.
With you I is more richer than all the czars.
Make a wishes on a shooting stars, then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars!

Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your beltseats.
We has commenced our descent.
I trust you enjoy this flight as much as you enjoy this accent.

Now, back on earth, is time for down splash.
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash.
People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far.
And as I bloat, I open door and shout:
I am world's biggest washed-up superstar!
(Supersonik, electronik)

As for sure as the sun rises in the west, of all the singers and poets on earth, I am the bestest.
Come, let me put ring of jupiter on your finger.
Then, like a smell around you, I will forever linger.

Okay, is time for end, no more will I sang.
Let me take you back in time, I want for you to experience big bang.
Long live space race, long live Molvania.
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