No, but you get your "talk" right after OM. Open meeting is the required twice weekly (at Straight, I think they've gone down to one now though, Fridays), Monday and Friday.
Kids on one side of the room, parents on the other. Newcomers under 14 days must give an "introduction". This means that they stand in front of the kids and parents and first you tell the 'drugs you've done'. By the end of the two weeks kids are copping to anything and everything b/c when they tell the truth, they're called liars and are told 'there's more you're not telling us'. Then you give a sob story (the more humiliating the more points you score with staff) about your past and how terrible you feel about it. Then you talk about how you now realize, through the gracious help of Straight :roll:, that you're a druggie and you're oh so thrilled to be here. Then you promise to 'work the program' and 'get honest'. The whole group, kids and parents, scream "Love Ya Anne" in unison and you sit down and pass the mic to the next poor soul.
After the kids have gone, its the parents turn but their job is to tell everyone what a little shit you are, how you scared them with all your weird clothes and moodiness and strange smells coming from your room. They tell you they're "committed to the program" (they're told to say this by Newton) and you're not welcome home unless you commit to. Then they pass the mic to the next robot parents to have them do the same thing.
After OM, if you've been a good little Straiggtling, you get the 'privilege' of a 5 minute talk with your parents. Monitored by an oldcomer. And you're not allowed to talk about anything that happens inside the program. All you're allowed to say is I'm sorry adn I love you.
Then the fun of Open Meeting Review comes. Ya gotta give me a minute to recover though. This really creeps me out that kids are sitting through this shit RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
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