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Offline Anne Bonney

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Re: Smile
« Reply #240 on: November 28, 2007, 02:07:41 PM »
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Satan does'nt Smile.

You wish ! What a Joke.
Oh, really? Betcha didn't know I had three penises either.
Well, THIS FELLOW apparently had TWO.

 :rofl:  :rofl:


 ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::
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The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents-- because they have a tame child-creature in their house.  ~~  Frank Zappa

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Re: Smile
« Reply #241 on: November 28, 2007, 02:12:54 PM »
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IT FIGURE U WOULD COME SNOOPING AROUND. I SUPPOSE U HAVE 3 VAGINAS ?



Excuse me?  Snooping around

If you support the evil, devil. you are No-Friend of mine. So it was nothing pesonal, Anne.
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Re: Smile
« Reply #242 on: November 28, 2007, 02:17:41 PM »
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If you support the evil, devil. you are No-Friend of mine. So it was nothing pesonal, Anne.



I laughed at a joke, Nikki.  Damn you're touchy.  



I'm not a friend of the devil.   I have a difficult time being friends with figments of imagination.
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The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents-- because they have a tame child-creature in their house.  ~~  Frank Zappa

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« Reply #243 on: November 28, 2007, 02:21:55 PM »
Ladies and Gentlemen, Pastor Deacon Fred preaching the good word.

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« Reply #244 on: November 28, 2007, 02:26:08 PM »
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Damn you're touchy.


How about some more on a "touchy" subject?  How about SCROTUM SELF-REPAIR?  Perhaps that might be food for thought for the "talking green testicles" amongst us!

On the other hand, maybe not.  Hope you've had your lunch already...  :rofl:
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« Reply #245 on: November 28, 2007, 02:32:50 PM »
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How about some more on a "touchy" subject?  How about SCROTUM SELF-REPAIR?  Perhaps that might be food for thought for the "talking green testicles" amongst us!

On the other hand, maybe not.  Hope you've had your lunch already...  :rofl:


 :o
Oh. My. God.  


And he finished out the day at work?!?!  I hope he's gotten himself a doll by now.

 :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #246 on: November 28, 2007, 02:43:20 PM »
Yep, well ya never know when a staple gun comes in handy, eh?  ::bwahaha::
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« Reply #247 on: November 28, 2007, 03:06:47 PM »
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Yep, well ya never know when a staple gun comes in handy, eh?  ::bwahaha::



I think superglue or duct tape would have been more appropriate in this situation.

 :o  :rofl:


Don't laugh.  When my husband had open heart for a valve replacement they superglued his chest shut.

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The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents-- because they have a tame child-creature in their house.  ~~  Frank Zappa

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Re: Smile
« Reply #248 on: November 28, 2007, 04:44:04 PM »
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If you support the evil, devil. you are No-Friend of mine. So it was nothing pesonal, Anne.



I laughed at a joke, Nikki.  Damn you're touchy.  



I'm not a friend of the devil.   I have a difficult time being friends with figments of imagination

ONE OF THOSE DAYS. I'M SORRY.
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« Reply #249 on: November 28, 2007, 05:08:59 PM »
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Quote from: ""Anne Bonney""
Damn you're touchy.

How about some more on a "touchy" subject?  How about SCROTUM SELF-REPAIR?  Perhaps that might be food for thought for the "talking green testicles" amongst us!

On the other hand, maybe not.  Hope you've had your lunch already...  :rofl:

That was a wonderful little anecdote there, but we're getting way off topic. Back to ME -- SATAN, and what the fuck is the fucking problem around here? Next person who thumps a goddamn fucking BIBLE near me is gonna get some "free dental surgery" as our buddy 85DJ likes to put it.
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Smile
« Reply #250 on: November 28, 2007, 05:42:26 PM »
abnormal 3-cock Mother Fuacker. This may cum n handy. your right hand must get awefully tired.

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I am the God of Hellfire...
« Reply #251 on: November 28, 2007, 06:04:47 PM »
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abnormal 3-cock Mother Fuacker. This may cum n handy. your right hand must get awefully tired.

http://zenerx.product-truths.com/

In some traditions, the devil has a three-pronged penis capable of filling a woman's vagina, anus, and mouth simultaneously; he is not so much a rapist as a super-equipped seducer who finds willing partners among women whose desires are beyond the competence of ordinary men.  :P
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Re: I am the God of Hellfire...
« Reply #252 on: November 28, 2007, 06:09:03 PM »
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abnormal 3-cock Mother Fuacker. This may cum n handy. your right hand must get awefully tired.

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In some traditions, the devil has a three-pronged penis capable of filling a woman's vagina, anus, and mouth simultaneously; he is not so much a rapist as a super-equipped seducer who finds willing partners among women whose desires are beyond the competence of ordinar

iNTERESTING BUT HOW MANY WOMEN WOULD DIG THAT ?

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The xtian world shall perish!
« Reply #253 on: November 28, 2007, 06:12:14 PM »
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iNTERESTING BUT HOW MANY WOMEN WOULD DIG THAT ?

Why, millions, my bible-thumping friend!  :P
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« Reply #254 on: November 28, 2007, 06:33:47 PM »
THIS IS DIRECTED AT NO ONE IN PARTICULAR:

I am a religious analyst. God is nothing more than an obsessive lie! The 10 Commandments are a crock of shit, written by some old delusional idiot named Moses! Fuck God, his "son" Jesus Christ, and fuck you!!!  ::fu::
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