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Offline Troubled Turd

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« on: July 03, 2007, 01:20:03 PM »
My kid keeps shitting his pants. I think he does it deliberately at this point; seems like some sort of rebellion thing. He's too big to wear diapers. What can I do? Does anyone have any helpful links about this? I figured the Open Free For All forum on Fornits would be just the place to ask this question.
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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2007, 01:21:47 PM »
It's a serious problem, but it can be solved.
First step is to go to the store and get yourself some latex gloves and a big plastic spoon. Put the gloves on and use the spoon to shovel your kid's shit into your face. Then when you laugh and his shit spurts all over that image will haunt him forever. Worked with my kid, good luck!
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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2007, 01:22:17 PM »
I think this person is for real.

Someone should offer them some helpful advice.

It's our duty to help anyone we can!
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« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2007, 01:25:08 PM »
This thread is yet another good example of what these programs do to people.

I'm a self-righteous asshole. Please strangle me, chop me up with chainsaws and deposit my remains in the nearest dumpster...thanks.
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« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2007, 01:27:46 PM »
Someone didn't get their Ovaltine this morning?  :cry:
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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2007, 01:30:17 PM »
I'd really like to get my hands on the person who started this thread!  :flame:
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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2007, 01:31:37 PM »
Chocolate is the best flavor Ovaltine? It looks like poo.
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« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2007, 07:52:55 PM »
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Chocolate is the best flavor Ovaltine? It looks like poo.

Only a sick, perverted individual would write something like this.
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