Stupid people don't get satire and I'm stupid, ya know? Get more "jewgold".. go buy a house, grow a beard, print some certificates online and say you are a therapy guru and make a nice website and start bringing in kids... then when they come over play all "big papa" and shit, you know what i"m talking about. Then cut their skull open, crack back their head and tickle their mind.. they will laugh-- hee hee-- and cry :cry: .. it's uncomfortable at first. But stroke their mind, back and forth, pet it.. HIT IT.. do anything until they trust you, and love you and have that googly eyed , fearful, yet loving look at you. Then you will be the richest "jewgold" motherfucker in the promise land!