"Hello Mr. Who? Yes hi this is the intake counselor over at HLA, your daughters school. Yes. Okay, we'll we wanted to let you know that she's sitting on the curb outside the school waiting for you to pick her up, cause we kicked her out, her stuff has all been thrown away, and we'll see you in court for breach of contract.. Please let us know if you have any questions, and we appreciate any referals you can send our way. Oh and please watch your mailbox for the letter we sent out seeking donations for the chapel we plan to build sometime in Summer of 2002. Bye bye now."