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« on: March 31, 2007, 09:49:37 PM »
In 1995 the Glasgow Herald described the recent arrival in Britain of a new energy-saving miracle: heat-generating plants. These plants, known by the scientific name Solar Complexus Americanus, were imports from Venezuela. One plant alone, fed by nothing more than three pints of water a day, generated as much heat as a 2kw electric fire. A few of these horticultural wonders placed around a house could entirely eliminate the need for a central-heating system. And when submerged in water, the plants created a constant supply of hot water. The Scandinavian botanist responsible for discovering these hot-air producers was none other than Professor Olaf Lipro
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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2007, 01:07:23 AM »
= #50 from top 100 April Fools foils from www.museumofhoaxes.com

Olaf Lipro (an anagram of April Fool)
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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2007, 03:31:50 PM »
:D
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