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« on: March 01, 2007, 09:22:19 PM »
[insert your name] pledge to ignore the Who. By doing this I will create a more productive atmosphere on fornits. An atmosphere more conducive to shutting down ASR. This is of course is the only important thing. Going on and on with the Who is a mistake. It only distracts me from my efforts to save the kids held in that horrible place. I now see the errors of my ways and I will be strong for the children. My strength will become a force to be reckoned with. I will do what ever it takes to shatter ASR into a billion pieces. No stone must remain of that place of evil. Salt will be sown into the earth and the staff scattered to the four winds like the dogs they are.
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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2007, 09:35:17 PM »
I [quest] pledge to ignore the Who. By doing this I will create a more productive atmosphere on fornits. An atmosphere more conducive to shutting down ASR. This is of course is the only important thing. Going on and on with the Who is a mistake. It only distracts me from my efforts to save the kids held in that horrible place. I now see the errors of my ways and I will be strong for the children. My strength will become a force to be reckoned with. I will do what ever it takes to shatter ASR into a billion pieces. No stone must remain of that place of evil. Salt will be sown into the earth and the staff scattered to the four winds like the dogs they are.
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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2007, 09:42:05 PM »
I, Milk Gargling Death Penalty, pledge to ignore the Who, except when it's funny. By doing this I will create a more productive atmosphere on fornits. An atmosphere more conducive to shutting down ASR. This is of course is the only important thing. Going on and on with the Who is a mistake. It only distracts me from my efforts to save the kids held in that horrible place. I now see the errors of my ways and I will be strong for the children. My strength is already a force to be reckoned with, just ask the last guy I wtfpwned. I will do what ever it takes to shatter ASR into a billion pieces. No stone must remain of that place of evil, except maybe for memorabilia. Salt will be sown into the earth and the staff scattered to the four winds like the dogs they are.
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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2007, 10:35:56 PM »
I, Three Springs Waygookin, pledge to ignore the Who, except when it's funny. By doing this I will create a more productive atmosphere on fornits. An atmosphere more conducive to shutting down ASR. This is of course is the only important thing. Going on and on with the Who is a mistake. It only distracts me from my efforts to save the kids held in that horrible place. I now see the errors of my ways and I will be strong for the children. My strength is already a force to be reckoned with, just ask the last guy I wtfpwned. I will do what ever it takes to shatter ASR into a billion pieces. No stone must remain of that place of evil, except maybe for memorabilia. Salt will be sown into the earth and the staff scattered to the four winds like the dogs they are.

ps. I also pledge to mock midgets who wear hot pink pants.
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2007, 11:15:57 PM »
I FLCLcowdude pledge to ignore the Who. By doing this I will create a more productive atmosphere on fornits. An atmosphere more conducive to shutting down ASR. This is of course is the only important thing. Going on and on with the Who is a mistake. It only distracts me from my efforts to save the kids held in that horrible place. I now see the errors of my ways and I will be strong for the children. My strength will become a force to be reckoned with. I will do what ever it takes to shatter ASR into a billion pieces. No stone must remain of that place of evil. Salt will be sown into the earth and the staff scattered to the four winds like the dogs they
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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2007, 03:02:20 PM »
I, ZenAgent, swear to ignore the who. (thrusts fist into fire like Macro in Caligula) He's never amusing anyway.
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2007, 02:02:32 AM »
I, Niles pledge to ignore the Who. By doing this I will create a more productive atmosphere on fornits. An atmosphere more conducive to shutting down ASR. This is of course is the only important thing. Going on and on with the Who is a mistake. It only distracts me from my efforts to save the kids held in that horrible place. I now see the errors of my ways and I will be strong for the children. My strength will become a force to be reckoned with. I will do what ever it takes to shatter ASR into a billion pieces. No stone must remain of that place of evil. Salt will be sown into the earth and the staff scattered to the four winds like the dogs they are.
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Re: Roman vow
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2007, 01:41:12 PM »
Quote from: ""ZenAgent""
I, ZenAgent, swear to ignore the who. (thrusts fist into fire like Macro in Caligula) He's never amusing anyway.


He posts everywhere, it's hard to ignore the guy, especially when he offers up his behind like a purple-assed baboon, begging for it.  After the utter bullshit he laid on DJ, I cop to a fall from grace and renew my vow.
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« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2007, 03:53:27 PM »
Quote from: ""Niles""
I, Niles pledge to ignore the Who. By doing this I will create a more productive atmosphere on fornits. An atmosphere more conducive to shutting down ASR. This is of course is the only important thing. Going on and on with the Who is a mistake. It only distracts me from my efforts to save the kids held in that horrible place. I now see the errors of my ways and I will be strong for the children. My strength will become a force to be reckoned with. I will do what ever it takes to shatter ASR into a billion pieces. No stone must remain of that place of evil. Salt will be sown into the earth and the staff scattered to the four winds like the dogs they are.


I also pledge to log in.
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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2007, 12:35:43 PM »
This is becoming "Fornits, featuring TheWho,"  Come bait and be baited by a troll and keep him away from his other trollish activities like eating babies and shaking down travellers crossing his bridge for change.  

This has got to be comic material for ST.
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« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2007, 12:58:59 PM »
Not possible. Everyone on ST had the laughter ripped out of their souls years ago.
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2007, 08:34:28 AM »
If you want to shut down ASR, go fucking do something about it and don't waste your time on this forum. This forum IS NOT A TOOL FOR SHUTTING DOWN PROGRAMS. It is a discussion forum.

Why does everyone get so upset when they realize this?
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2007, 08:41:17 AM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
If you want to shut down ASR, go fucking do something about it and don't waste your time on this forum. This forum IS NOT A TOOL FOR SHUTTING DOWN PROGRAMS. It is a discussion forum.

Why does everyone get so upset when they realize this?

The answer is very simple -- because they are FUCKING MORONS!!! Subnormal RETARDS!!!!  :rofl:
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« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2007, 09:14:14 AM »
His thread is bumped to page 2 now. So if you all are serious you will leave it there.

But we all know you aren't. You secretly want ThewHO'S approval, because your own parents don't love you and won't speak with you.

Go fuck something, it's more fun.
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« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2007, 09:23:10 AM »
I, Dysfunction Junction, due to the badgering of Milk Gargling Death Penalty, pledge to ignore the Who. By doing this I will create a more productive atmosphere on fornits. An atmosphere more conducive to shutting down ASR. This is of course is the only important thing. Going on and on with the Who is a mistake. It only distracts me from my efforts to save the kids held in that horrible place. I now see the errors of my ways and I will be strong for the children. My strength will become a force to be reckoned with. I will do what ever it takes to shatter ASR into a billion pieces. No stone must remain of that place of evil. Salt will be sown into the earth and the staff scattered to the four winds like the dogs they are.
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