How to scare the SHIT out of your TEEN!

[Anonymous]

Due to current trends in the market we are not offering a new and creative service to help parents of troubled youth help realign their child's priorities before more drastic action is needed.

We understand parents reluctance to get their child involved in the legal system due to the potential harm to their academic potential, and the social stigma attached with having spent time in jail.

We are compassionate to these concerns along with many others and we are now offering a new service that has never been seen before.

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We are a private security service that will provide a life like scenario to provide your teen with a realistic experience that will help them realize the potential REAL LIFE consequences that non privileged people deal with on an everyday basis.

We specialize in kids and teens who are using illegal drugs, huffing household items, selling drugs or hanging around drug users/dealers.

Option A

Raid Scenario: We will perform a pre-dawn raid on your house (with your prior knowledge and help) in full police uniform and using replica weapons to give your son a real life dose of what is in store if they do not change their destructive ways. We will take your kid into custody and to our private holding facility where we will interrogate your teen and retrieve the information you would like. You can take the teen home from there if this is a wake up call or we can transfer them to another facility.


Very realistic, most teens never forget the life saving experience.

Option B

If your child is hanging around the wrong crowd, and people selling drugs we will provide the necessary wedge in order to get your son away from the negative influence. In this business we call drug dealers and druggies "black holes", they drag down everyone around them. We will provide surveillance, and compile intelligence reports to the proper authorities about who is doing what illegal activities and after your teen sees their friends go to jail they will see real life consequences. In our research it takes teens on average three to four months to find a new regular drug supplier. This option buys you time, and more, it buys you your child's affection.


Don't think of yourself as a rat, you are cleaning up society for the better of us.


If you cannot afford a long term option, this effective real life option might be the effective "Fork in the road" that your teen needs. Path number one leads to drugs, arrests, prison and destitution. Path number two is undecided, it's the one you haven't seen until now. The fog has cleared, the righteous path is to intervene and save your child's life before it's too late. Call us today, child professionals (all of us parents) are standing by. [/color][/b]

[psy]

point taken.
yes...  i was wrong for suggesting what i did in the TryingDad thread.

edit: but i still think the black-eye think would have worked well.

[Anonymous]

I try to take the jon stewart/colbert approach rather than the program like calling out approach..  :rofl: plus im higher than fuck.. pass nugs to children, save the world people. how many generations are left? two? three?

[try another castle]

Can you order option A. for yourself?

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

We have created this program for a short stay acknowledging that some clients dont need a long-term stay in order to be corrected.

http://geocities.com/meditationinlet/mi_fsp.htm

In fact one of our clients have published a story. We are aware that some of our clients often have a different view of the therapedic treatment than we want them to have, but I think that is life.

http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Jens ... tvisit.txt

Regards
GH
Meditation Inlet - We have not done anything inapprobiate with children since 2007