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Offline Froderik

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« on: April 08, 2003, 11:21:00 PM »
WHAT IS YOUR HORRORSCOPE?
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>
> AQUARIUS JAN 20 - FEB 18:     You are progressive.  
> You lie a great deal.
> On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and
> impractical, causing
> you to make the same mistakes repeatedly.  Everyone
> thinks you are a fucking jerk.
>
> PISCES FEB 19 - MAR 20:  You have a vivid imagination
> and often think you are being followed by the FBI or
> CIA.  You have minor influence over your friends and
> people resent you for flaunting your power.  You lack
> confidence and are generally a coward.
> Pisces people screw small animals and pick their nose
> a lot.
>
> ARIES MAR 21 - APRIL 19: You are the pioneer type and
> hold most people in contempt.  You are quick tempered,
> impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.
> You like having sex in crowds and switching up on
> partners.
>
> TAURUS APR 20 - MAY 20:  You are practical and
> persistent.  You have lots of determination and work
> like hell.  Most people think you are a snob and
> bullheaded.  You are nothing but a goddamn communist,
> who loves oral sex.
>
> GEMINI MAY 21 - JUNE 20: You are a quick and
> intelligent thinker. People like
> you because you are bisexual.  However, you are
> inclined to expect too much
> for too little.  This means you are a cheap  bastard.
> Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
>
> CANCER JUNE 21 - JULY 22:     You are sympathetic and
> understanding of
> others problems.  They think you are a sucker. You are
> always putting things off.
> This is why you will always be on welfare and won't be
> worth a shit.
>
> LEO JULY 23 - AUG 22:    You consider yourself a born
> leader. Others think you are
> a pussy.  Most Leos are bullies.  You are vain and
> cannot tolerate honest criticism.  Your arrogance is
> disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss
> mirrors a lot.
> Most Leos have herpes.
>
> VIRGO AUG 23 - SEPT 22:  You are the logical type and
> hate disorder.
> This nit-picking is sickening to your friends.  You
> are cold and unemotional
> and often fall asleep while screwing.  Virgos make
> good bus drivers and pimps.
>
> LIBRA SEPT 23 - OCT 22:  You are the artistic type and
> have a difficult time
> with reality.  If you are a male, you are probably
> queer. Chances for
> employment and money gains are pathetic.  Most Libra
> women are whores.
> All Libras die of Venereal Diseases.
>
> SCORPIO OCT 23 - NOV 21: You are shrewd in business
> and can not be trusted.
> You will screw anything from a witch to a wizard. You
> are a perfect son-of-a-bitch.
> Most Scorpios are murdered.
>
> SAGITTARIUS NOV 22 - DEC 21:  You are optimistic and
> enthusiastic. You have
> a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you have no
>  talent. The majority
> of Sagittarians are drunks or pot-heads.
> People laugh at you a lot because you are always
> getting screwed.
>
> CAPRICORN DEC 22 - JAN 19:    You are conservative and
> afraid of taking risks.
> You are basically chicken-shit.  There was never a
> Capricorn of any importance.
> You should kill yourself.
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Offline ehm

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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2003, 11:44:00 PM »
:nworthy:  :nworthy:
                       :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2003, 11:49:00 PM »
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »
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« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2003, 12:46:00 AM »
I thought I would have time to reply, but there seemes to be someone out front with a shotgun.
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Offline Don Smith

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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2003, 11:41:00 AM »
I would have more to say about this, but I think there is someone in the parking lot looking to kill me. LOL

Don
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t\'s not for me to question How God will provide for my needs. I only have to Know that He will.